Jam Master Geordie
At first I was a skeptic, but I see the genius of it now.
He sums up /talk perfectly, a fat person who thinks he better than some other fat people, pretending to be a fat person who thinks he's better than other fat people. It's like a wonderful performance mediated through the internet, brilliant stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I thought I replied to that thread.
Plus, there was a JMG Photo on /talk last night.
Did I look fat? Internet fat?
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Nah I'm about your size
I would like to loose a bit of weight but I'm not fat.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I'm incredibly well put together, myself.
Muscle up you fairy!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

it's a work in progress JMG

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Tense and release.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

where is this fabled picture?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I forget. You'll find it. You'll sweat and throttle yourself blind over it.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

yer tis
www.b3ta.com/talk/6209566
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Fat.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Dole?

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

More dole than I

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

In truth I've never been on the dole.
Which is quite an accomplishment for a b3tan.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

That makes us like brothers then.
I've never been on the dole either.
But... Hang on, this is QOTW. How do I know you're not lying?
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I'm from /talk, and I've never feel asleep inside a woman.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

We're not all Piston.

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

For this we can be thankful.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Citation needed

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I think you should ask for tips.

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Wow! we should like totally hook up.
You like Adidas trainers
I like Adidas trainers

You read Heat magazine
I read Heat magazine

You hate having your picture taken
I hate having my picutre taken
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I wasn't aware the picture was being taken, and I was reading up on the battle between curves vs skinny.
Ambushed, somewhat.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

It can't be you,
Popular Opinion states that you're bald.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

He's a got a definite widows peak going on.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

But not proper baldness.
I think there are Lies afoot on the Internet.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU ARGUE WITH POINTS AND FACTS THOUGHT UP BY THE FAT ANTI-JMG BRIGADE!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Next you'll be saying
that's not his mums coffee table deside him.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Would it tickle you all the way down to your cotton socks if I was 18 stone?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Yes you are
People can hardly see the stitching.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)