Hello underclass.
JMG here. Feel free to show off in front of the rest of the slack-jaws.
But for the more calm amongst you. You really should be thanking me for opening doors for you people over at /talk.
One at a time, now.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:21, 52 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you always turn up at the most inappropriate times.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Where's Wormulus?
Is what he said about you true?
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Most of the stuff said about me on here isn't true.
What's this?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Jam Master Geordie
At first I was a skeptic, but I see the genius of it now.
He sums up /talk perfectly, a fat person who thinks he better than some other fat people, pretending to be a fat person who thinks he's better than other fat people. It's like a wonderful performance mediated through the internet, brilliant stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I thought I replied to that thread.
Plus, there was a JMG Photo on /talk last night.
Did I look fat? Internet fat?
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Nah I'm about your size
I would like to loose a bit of weight but I'm not fat.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I'm incredibly well put together, myself.
Muscle up you fairy!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

it's a work in progress JMG

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Tense and release.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

where is this fabled picture?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I forget. You'll find it. You'll sweat and throttle yourself blind over it.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

yer tis
www.b3ta.com/talk/6209566
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Fat.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Dole?

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

More dole than I

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

In truth I've never been on the dole.
Which is quite an accomplishment for a b3tan.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

That makes us like brothers then.
I've never been on the dole either.
But... Hang on, this is QOTW. How do I know you're not lying?
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I'm from /talk, and I've never feel asleep inside a woman.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

We're not all Piston.

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

For this we can be thankful.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Citation needed

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I think you should ask for tips.

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Wow! we should like totally hook up.
You like Adidas trainers
I like Adidas trainers

You read Heat magazine
I read Heat magazine

You hate having your picture taken
I hate having my picutre taken
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I wasn't aware the picture was being taken, and I was reading up on the battle between curves vs skinny.
Ambushed, somewhat.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

It can't be you,
Popular Opinion states that you're bald.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

He's a got a definite widows peak going on.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

But not proper baldness.
I think there are Lies afoot on the Internet.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU ARGUE WITH POINTS AND FACTS THOUGHT UP BY THE FAT ANTI-JMG BRIGADE!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Next you'll be saying
that's not his mums coffee table deside him.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Would it tickle you all the way down to your cotton socks if I was 18 stone?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Yes you are
People can hardly see the stitching.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

He implied you were a fat man
on the internet, making fun of other fat men on the internet.

All lies of course I'm sure.

How is the toon?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

It's working the wrong way though
we've already got PsychoChomp and Wormulus, and last night Pickle Fairy was here.

What's going with that JMG?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

WOrmulus has cried and stormed off, I don't know much about PC and Pickle Fairy fits perfectly in to the QOTW demographic.
I'd say so far this has gone brilliantly.
I don't know many QOTW users who are now on /talk, mind. Perhaps you can name some.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

me
becky
clendrix
kaol
labia majora
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I thought Mrs Malboro or however it goes came from here to /talk?
Thank you Gazzer.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

oh yeah, her too
I think there may be some more, but I can't remember at the moment.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

DiT

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I'm there sporadically
if I were on b3ta more in the evening I imagine I'd be there more
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

We've got Kristine from time to time as well and Dave Trouser last night

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Excellent.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

it all kicks off when you're not here...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I'm sorry, I fell asleep during the suicide thread :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

But the sucide thread made me listen to

Suicide and Redemption from Death Magnetic which is epic, so thanks for the reminder Hairpot!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I love that album
it has rekindled my love of metal
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Don't forget Gonze and Kristine.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I go to /talk too.
but am usually on at odd times..
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

That would be
Because you are an odd person ;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

That's a bit rich...

( gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Just
What are you implying young man!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:02, Reply)

that you're odd.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)