Help needed
Report writing time, who can come up with the most imaginative way of saying, your child needs cunting in the fuck?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:41, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Didn't you have to do this last week?
You're leaving, just tell em straight.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

^ This

( Maladicta, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Child has low potential and no motivation to change this. I suggest a swift cunting in the fuck to prevent further issues occurring.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

They take a long time to write.
I'm only half way through.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

erm
*insert satan childs name here* is enthusiastic but sometimes not 100% focused on the task in hand
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

needs more context for my creative genius to be put into action.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

insert name of child here
"would benefit from a firm hand of discipline in the home environment" = "either you slap the little cunt or I will", surely?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Although your child seems fairly quick,
The lessons don't seem to stick
Basically your child's a...
valued member of the class
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:01, Reply)

How about.
Don't reproduce any more.

Your genes are producing inferior human beings.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

^ this

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

have some of these:
www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/msg00418.html

I've seen one before which had nice looking ways of saying rather nasty things, but cant remember where, or find it on google.

My personal favourite was a story my father told me, where a useless employee was going off to a direct rival who were bidding for the same contract as my dad's company. the reference read "I hope you enjoy having him work for you as much as we did".

Staying moderately on topic though, try some of the following:
"regularly exercises his keen wit"
"has obviously picked up much vocabulary from his parents"
"it is a joy to see him working"
"would benefit from a more hands-on teaching style" (i.e. needs a slap)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

ooh! another
1. "I would not breed from this child"

2. "other children would follow childname anywhere, if only out of morbid fascination"

3. "work fascinates your offspring. S/he can sit and watch it being done by other kids all day"

4."your child seems to believe that the role of the school is simply to provide an outlet for his nascent entertainment skills, and as a teacher, my role is solely to entertain him"

5."taxes are being utterly wasted in an entirely futile attempt to teach your offspring"

6."has you considered a career for your child in existing solely as an example to others"

7."in lieu of a specific note, allow to say 'wibble'"
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Would benefit
from a structured environment and stable routine. Like prison.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)