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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've found my my magic 8 ball under a pile of books
what incredibly important question would you like to ask it?

Edit: Bear in mind it seems to be a bit mean tonight as I asked it if I would find a new job soon and it said not now.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:00, 72 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Ask your Magic Hate Ball this:
When will I next get laid?
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)
OUTLOOK SO SO
Told you it was being mean tonight
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)
Well, thats not a bad answer
Your Magic Hate Ball could have been really mean and said "Never" or something similar along those lines, so I'll just take the outlook so so and make do with it.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)
"When Chompy mans up and takes her roughly from behind".
... wait a sec, hold on, since when was that an awnser? *Looks over towards chompy* Ohh chompy, you cheeky scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)
Dear Magic 8 Ball
Will I get to do that thing that I want to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)
SIGNS POINT TO YES
Ooh, someone's popular
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)
Me and the ether
we're like *that*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)
Am I the hippest coolest cat this side of the river?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)
Ball says: SexPest

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)
SADDEST of SAD FACES.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)
I am going to kiss that face tomorrow
SO PUT A SMILE ON IT!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)
Would it be a little bit enphusastic if afterwards I pull my top over my head and run around yelling "SCORE" ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)
A little bit enphusastic, yes.
The locals might get scared.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)
Clendrix and Gonzo sitting by a tree.
k.i.s.s.i.n.g.




Ninja edit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)
Can you really imagine me climbing a tree?
Really?

Edit: Oh I see how it is here...well, we might have a quick peck outside the Chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)
FORGET ABOUT IT

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)
Oh Magic 8Ball, you distroyer of self esteems !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)
My question: Will I?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)
YES
FUCK ME, i've never seen it say that before.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)
OH EM GEE!
*excites*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)
Will the response to this question be negative?
Hah! Answer that, mystic device!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)
SIGNS POINT TO YES

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)
Dear Mr 8-ball
Have I left it too late?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)
Looks like I have : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)
TOO EARLY TO PREDICT
Ooh spooky
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)
How can it be too early to predict if I've left it too late?
If I leave it any later then it WILL be too late.

*confuses*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

It's better to regret something you did than something you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This I have learnt recently.
I just wish I'd learnt it sooner.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
SIGNS POINT TO YES
I just asked it again
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
Ask it
if my cock will ever do that pre-cum thing.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)
It's not looking good, I'll be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)
LOOKING GOOD

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)
Ha, seems I was wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
Dear magic 8Ball....
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=%22what+would+you+do+to+that%22
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)
Magic 8 ball can only answer one question at a time
my wrist gets tired otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)
*giggles*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
Will the thing I really want to happen
happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
ABSOLUTELY NOT

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
Fucksocks.
/pretends she didn't want it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
Oh, I hope you haven't fucked off
my question: Will I sell millions of books?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
SIGNS POINT TO YES

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
FUCKING SCORE!
*victory bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
*films*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)
*buys*
*resells on ebay rebranded as a documentary about kittens*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
For when a normal bumming just won't do.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)
backs away from bumming as she's a laaaaaydeeee

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)
HAHAHAHA
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
bummer

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)
You love it!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
If you're getting a bumming.....and you're backing away....aren't you technically participating in said bumming?
It's quite clear that you are loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)
She's just a ho who can't say no

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
She's in a terrible fix!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
ASK AGAIN LATER
Shit, even magic 8 ball isn't on my side
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)
*turns down the lights*
*turns up the music*


*bow chicka wow wows*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
Nice bass line.
*Bow-wooow*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
*guitars*
Wah-wackawacka-Wah-wackawacka
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)
Aha! You enjoy bumming, *in potentia*
And to think I'm going to let you see me in a kilt. You'll be unstoppable.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
WE'RE ALL DOOMED
DOOMED I TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)
WHAT DOES 8 BALL SAY???!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)
SIGNS POINT TO YES

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)
Should I bother, even though he's a skinhead?
(if you don't mind terribly)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)
ASK AGAIN LATER

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)
Cheers
Probably not to be perfectly honest.

He was so cute before he shaved his hair off :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

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