WTF Is Going On?
Spimf's life has went to hell in a handcart, BGB has lost the love of her life, TDub is having a shit time with depression and a poor B3tard who's blogs I was following offed himself after losing his battle with drink and drugs.

Are we cursed?

Cheers

and Ancrenne can't sort her fucking Hotmail out
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 5:40, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Looks that way
*checks balls for lumps*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:23, Reply)

*checks boobies for lumps*
In all seriousness though - that's awful.

/hands out banned cake and hugs and love.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:55, Reply)

have done check
having to have lump removal whenever the NHS can get round to it...

...in the meantime, it feels like I have been mildly kicked in the nads for around 40% of my waking life.

This sucks.
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Damn, that does suck
Good luck with that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Cursed? No ... slightly haunted by the Big Black Dog perhaps ...
So what happened to Spimf? Did he make the mistake of bagging a slag in an ultra-conservative misogynistic culture?

Or did his missus take a snoot?
(Que?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:25, Reply)

So...
...fill me in please, will you. I've missed all this, except for the bit about BGB.

Edit - no, wait - I've just spotted TDub's post...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:13, Reply)

Oh bloody hell
It seems a bunch of us are going through the wringer at the moment.

/Edit

I don't think we're cursed, it's just that with all of us being more intelligent than your average bear means a lot of the filters that most people have seem worthless to us. At least in my own perception. I'm starting to understand why a good proportion of the internet is devoted to kittens, baby otters and other small furry animals- the real world is a fucking scary place.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:56, Reply)

I've often thought this
it seems that the more intelligent you are the more likely you are to find fault in things and be offended by other peoples bad qualities, and the harder it is to find something to hold your attention.
On the flipside the... um... lesser mentally endowed... are perfectly happy with 7 McDonalds a week and a shiny white jacket to wear as they hurl abuse at random strangers.
Also: I split up with the girl I've based my visions of the future on (semi-detatched house, patio furniture, scruffy little dog with a permanently inside-out ear called Dyson) the day before yesterday after nearly 5 years, but I've not been here long enough (or ranted about it enough) to warrant a name drop, so I'm doing it myself.
/whinge
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

If it helps
I'm fine, and I have a lovely new baby who is 5 weeks old and gurgles and smiles a lot. Its very fluffy.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:11, Reply)

This makes me happy.
*smile*
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:14, Reply)

Aceness!
Boy or girl?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

you have a fluffy baby?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)

a boy
and he is fluffy. When he wears his fluffy little outfit and fluffy little hat.

Ok enough.. actually all his hair fell out in the last few weeks, a lovely dark covering and now baldness. Me and the missus are on edge in case it grows back ginger.

I find it hard to describe how beautiful he is.

OK, deep breath, MAN THE FUCK UP.

But so fluffyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Ancrenne
And technology=
Bad mix.
Hope all goes well for all of you, especially Spimf. He's a total, wonderful cunt of the highest order, and he knows it, which makes it all the better. ManHugs.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:45, Reply)