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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I bet I'm better than you at excel
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PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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latest was 16 years ago)
Do you excell at excel?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:28,
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Only one way to settle this!
An excel-off!
But... why?
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gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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Pah
I don't believe you!
I've only been using it now for almost 20 years.
Yes I'm oldish!
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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what do you mean "ish", poppet?
/runs
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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Why you young whippersnapper!
I'd chase you, but I can't run very fast with this zimmer frame!
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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awwwww
/helps you cross the road.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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But I didn't want to go there!
*spanks*
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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OI! that bum is not for you to spank.
/grouches.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:05,
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Who said anything
About your bum?
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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spanking = bottoms.
nuff said.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:19,
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Well
I'll just spank you round the head with a frying pan!
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:28,
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