What things have you done recently that made you happy?
Yesterday my manager asked me to do something using Excel, I'm the only person in the office who knows enough about excel to do what he wanted doing.

Just after he finished telling me what was needed he told me that I will have to show the twunt who got the job I went for how to do it because he doesn't know anything but the bare basics of the software.

I laughed in his face! It made me feel good.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:21, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haven't we had this thread twice already today?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

The sun briefly comes out
and everybody's happy again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Hmmm...
Finished the back garden- my tomatoes, runner beans, lettuce, peas and rocket are all growing lovely. And all without a single slug pellet in sight.

Thank God for beer!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I bet I'm better than you at excel

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Do you excell at excel?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Only one way to settle this!
An excel-off!



But... why?
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Pah
I don't believe you!

I've only been using it now for almost 20 years.

Yes I'm oldish!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

what do you mean "ish", poppet?
/runs
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Why you young whippersnapper!
I'd chase you, but I can't run very fast with this zimmer frame!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

awwwww
/helps you cross the road.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

But I didn't want to go there!
*spanks*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

OI! that bum is not for you to spank.
/grouches.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Who said anything
About your bum?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

spanking = bottoms.
nuff said.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Well
I'll just spank you round the head with a frying pan!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Good for you
I'd have had some pointed comments about which of you can actually do the job.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:41, Reply)

That comes
The next time he asks, which will probable be today!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

*runs in*
*giggles*

*smugs*

*runs out again*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)