Favourite day ever?
what are you 12?

Oh on my favouritest day ever, I rode a unicorn named sparkles and ran over some INTERNET BULLIES in my honda accord with my amazing ninja skillzorz
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't know if this "lets all be happy thursday"
is more or less annoying than yesterdays "music wednesday"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

We can't help it if you have shit taste in music
Besides, two suicide threats in a couple of days tends to get to some people
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Who was the second?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS OR I'LL KILL MYSELF AGAIN.

( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Weapon of choice?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Rectally inserted sausages

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Nice

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Not after they've been used.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Eating paper.

( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Some american at about midnight,
I was very helpful.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Tdub last night

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Oh ffs.
It's like a game of horrific one-upmanship.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Hmmm...
I find it worryingly difficult to turn a challenge down.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Go KAY-AL
It's your deathday
It's your deathday
It's your deathday

Go KAY-AL

It's your deathday
It's your deathday
It's your deathday
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I need a few days to prepare.
Al, you sort out the light aircraft.
PoD, you can get the explosives.
I'll ask Captain V to get me the nuns.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Sounds like a fair plan
Beats packing any day.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Ok.
I want 900lbs of C4.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Why do you people insist on working in lbs?
Come on now, I want it in kgs, or no boom-boom-blocks for you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

409.09 Kgs.
Thanks.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

There we go
That wasn't hard now, was it?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Ok
But the nuns will be "well used".
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Oh noes
It's going to be like the espresso challenge all over again...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I blame the spate of music related threads
but most of all I blame you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Nope, you got the digits the wrong way round.
Realistically, we were just bandying words round the office, and someone asked me this question, I just though it would be interesting to get other people's too.

Still, I'll go kick a child so I can get back into the OT mindset *smack*

Cunt!

Much better :D
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

That's the spirit
It was the phrasing that tickled me and made me think you were 12
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Haha
It took me about 10 minutes, and I still couldn't think of a better way to put it!

Any suggestions will be happily considered!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)