Cufflinks for Christmas: £0
Shirts with Cufflink Holes: £50
Watching your co-worker develop a nervous tic synchronised with the clack clack clack of cufflink on desk as you type: Priceless

How are you driving someone mad today?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:25, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

By sneezing.
Loudly.
Every time I do, they jump.
And earlier they spilled coffee on them self as a result.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Excellent work
*Firm handshakes*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Thanks.
But I'd rather not have hayfever.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I bought Clarityn
Fucking useless. Should I try the cheap ones like you told me to?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:00, Reply)

I exist
I think that's enough
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Probably a bit overkill, to be fair

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I'm making becky think I'm going to come on to her at the bash.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I'm making becky think I'm going to come on to her at the bash.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

I don't believe it for a second
but if it makes you feel better, keep at it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

I love you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

you could have just struck through the "to"
no need to copy the whole thing down.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH.
I'll do that however I want.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF THEN?

( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

MAYBE I WILL WHEN BECKY REJECTS ME

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

OH, OK THEN.

( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Consider yourself rejected
I have no desire to do rude stuff with b3tans anymore.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

IT'S NOOSE-TIME, BABY!

( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I've done my tie up a bit tighter.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Good start.
I'm off to get drunk in a wet field 'til sunday night.
Have a good weekend.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)

have fun

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Woooh, the attendance just dropped in half !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40, Reply)

For shame
Still plenty of other available sexy lady b3tans to go around
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Aaaaand....... they're back.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

My Leeds bands were doing that todya in the exam
I was actually annoying myself.

I dunno, but I can't STAND the sound of nails (fingernails) scratching together. It puts my teeth on edge.

And, like Becky, I annoy people by existing :D Just generally by being me, I guess!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

I wear bangles
I'm immune to their sound.
Every now and then I hear them afresh, as though through the ears of my colleagues, clacking away as I type drivel to you lot.
I'm a noisy skiving cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Yep
Seemingly doing it every day.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I'm doing it by posting another picture on QOTW and winning so far again
shit story too, just like last time
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

For the last few weeks some colleagues have been playing catch with a foam stressball
Every now and again they spack up a catch, and it hits one of my monitors. Today I threatened I'd nail it to a wall if they did it again.

Tomorrow I'm bringing a hammer and a six inch nail to work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)

I'm always right.
It annoys the fuck out of everyone.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Especially when you actually are.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)