words of wisdom.
friendly bugger you are. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Carrot cake is far better than cheese cake,
How could you live with someone who doesn't admit this?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)

chocolate mud cakes defeats all cakes.
this is a true fact.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

shut your whore mouth

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

you really want me to do that *now*?
*looks pointedly at you*
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

yes you're eating cake with your mouth open
it's disgusting
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

nawwwww but it's YUMMY.
Seee?
/pokes cake covered tongue out
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

You australians have no class.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

we have class.
it's just a different kind of class.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:30, Reply)

You all need an elecution class

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:32, Reply)

elocution?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

that's the one

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

How about
electrocution?

Don't know if it helps with speech at all, but the results can be quite entertaining...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

you dumped us here,
you can't correct our language and speech now - after 200 years.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:39, Reply)

no, but we can be smug and superiour.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

superior
*smugs*

it's a shame I'm having to do that, because you make a good point

we aren't to blame for what the colonies have done to our beautiful language. you all committed that butchery yourselves.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

And yet you and I and so many others,
rarely bother to use proper grammar, punctuation and spelling on this site.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I endeavour to use proper grammer
not ending a sentance with a preposition and such.

in the informal context however, I think that punctuation isn't really necessary.
there's no excuse for bad spelling, least of all in this day and age
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

mmm...irony
sentance?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

I was talking about jail time obviously
:-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I agree with this...
...and so does the Mrs normally but there are certain times and situations that just call for a cheesecake and this is one of them.
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)