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some of you are utter cockstains and should be put onto ignore. How many people do you have on ignore?
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:05, 160 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I did have a few /talk people on ignore but for some reason I unignored them.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Why would I ignore someone when I'm clearly better than them and like to take the opportunity to let them know as often as possible.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)

it took a while for them to work their way on to the ignore list, and it was because literally everything they said was incredibly incredibly annoyingly dull.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

was Bert for a while, but he's fucked off anyway
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Just because they posted particularly cuntish replies to a QotW. One of them I might unignore at some point. The other...well, I don't know...he has a reputation for this sort of thing, by the looks of it.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)

But I think it's par for the course to ignore Woodside. Wasn't really worth the effort of trying to guess, was it?
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I think he's drifted in and out of QotW as well. But then he was one of the people Wormulus cited when he laid /talk to waste in his epic flounce the other day, so I guess he's probably more of a /talk-er.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I know nowt of this politics stuff. I don't spend enough time on B3ta.
Maybe I do have a life after all...
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I just get a bit excited when I see people squabbling (or hear about it and follow the links to it) and that way I've kind of picked up on who hates who.
Woodside, on the other hand, I ignored because I thought he was completely out of order in a thread which followed one of Tourette's QotW answers. Does this mean I'm getting too involved with the politics of it?
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:28, Reply)

aside from being a nasty fucker (with a large forehead apparently) he's interminably dull, and tries to ride JMG's coat tails
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Edit: Just occurred to me, it's a pity I can't put Nick Griffin, Boris Johnson, Russell Brand, etc, on Ignore.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)

he fills all my criteria and has an annoying voice to boot.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Do you see what I did there? Eh? Eh?
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I do have another three or four on ignore though.
One of them is now a very popular member of OT but when they first signed up they irritated me.
Oh, I've taken them off ignore now btw.
You can sleep peacefully now.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

you think i'm popular!
BECKY THINKS I'M POPULAR!
BECKYS LURRRRRVEESSSSS ME!
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

so it's either you or I Al
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

you think i'm great, you want to slather me in honey and lick it all off, you want to have my babys from all the pre cum my cock does.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

You want to cover me in strawberry jam and lick it off, one tongueful at a time. You want to have mutant babies made from your precum and honda accords
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Your posts, even when you're being at your most unpleasant make me laugh because you look like the Laughing Cavalier.
And because I know your dark, dirty secret.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Although Woodside came across quite badly to start off with, I find myself being quite amused by his posts. I've clicked a few of them in fact.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

And that was before his comment, as referred to by Mr Crow up there.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

And often slip it in my pocket while I slope off for a break, I've occasionally taken it out to find that the jostling has clicked an Ignore link and it's waiting for me to confirm. So it's possible I've accidentally ignored someone.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

The universal adulation over on /talk made me SICK
Was tempted to add Wormulus and Baldmonkey for about the same reason.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

and JMG too, it's the cronies and the people I imagine leaning out from behind him going "yeah!" that bore me
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

...who have time and again proved themselves to be especially unpleasant and/or are bereft of any trace of wit or intelligence have made it to my ignore list. You could count them on less than four fingers.
One stands out for being monumentally, spectacularly stupid and has a habit of replying to QOTW posts that someone else on /talk has linked to, seemingly without bothering to read the actual post first.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

And having seen the pictures, they are a bit of a chubber too.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)

not who I thought, but I know who
how long before /talk crash the party do you reckon?
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

it amuses me that slowly we are gathering them over here, probably more so than people from OT are going over there.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I think I can guess...
And yeah, I follow your general approach to the whole ignore thing. Although I probably have a few more than you on the hotlist.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

is what criteria you have for putting someone on Ignore?
Me, I tend to use Ignore as a button for "This person is being a Cockdonkey of the First Water. Emergency Quiet Flounce Initiated."
Sorry, I've really taken a liking to the word 'flounce'...
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

just so you can flounce properly.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

One of my colleagues is quite eager - for reasons best known to himself - that I should give a talk to my department in a gingham dress, with sock puppets.
And, well, it was 2-for-1 at the shop where I bought my vintage dresses, so I thought, "well, this will be great for all the flouncing I intend to do over the next few months."
I can say without reservation that I would look awesome in a flowery dressing gown.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

with no potential to wring amusement from them.
hence, The Goat and The Stig didn't go on ignore
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

It turns out there is a limit to ignores (or at least there was, I've not ignored anyone for a while) and I filled it quite easily (if you'll pardon the expression)
Criteria was mostly people who posted absolute shite, (ala stusut79 etc...) or people insisting on writing huge long missives on qotw with a shit pun at the end.
I've since learned to read qotw upwards starting with the last couple of lines at a post and then going to the start of it. Additionally, there have been people I've enjoyed reading (either on OT or qotw) and can ignore the occasional pun.
I did once have someone on ignore who I met at a bash that changed my opinion, I've since un-ignored them.
So to answer the question, my list stands at 41 who will likely stay there.
[edit] ugh sorry for so many line breaks *puts self on ignore*
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I was referring to the number of people on ignore though. That's quite a list!
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)

...and only when I find them offensive and not funny - don't mind offensive AND funny, even when it's at my expense. Hadn't ignored anyone for ages until yesterday when I lost my rag with one particularly acerbic pillock. Hopefully I won't have to for as long again.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Mind you, if we could know how many have us on ignore it would become competitive until Kaol wins.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Cr3 showed me
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I doubt anyone is ignoring me, I'm too awesome.
or I just don't make much of an impact.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)

He said it is never a good Idea to give trolls a score. I have to reluctantly agree.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Because he gazzed me specifically to tell me.
I ignored him.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)

And he didn't use any line spacing in a message that took up a whole page, rendering whatever vitriol he was spilling at me practically unreadable.
Lawyers, eh?
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

"I've got you on ignore! Ner, ner, ner, ner!"
Excellent!
I'm going to do that in future.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I feel that will be used less on off topic than /talk. It seems more civilized here
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:01, Reply)

Naughty clenders.
By the way, have you got the cushions ready?
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

*ponders*
Is this your name for my boobs?
The pavement cushions will be wherever you choose to fall, sir.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

No.1 you have the bridge, I'm going for a lie down.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

damn you clenders :-P
I feel like I didn't know you well enough at the time to fully appreciate meeting you.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

when you finally meet me. Your cock will do that pre cum thing.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Imagine how much fun it will be next time :)
And thank you - that was a nice thing to say :)
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

I look forward to the easter cornwall bashness greatly!
occasionally nice things need to be said. I'm a great believer in credit where it is due.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

So i suspect he's ignoring me.
Vampyrecat sent me a whiny gaz so she's probably ignoring me too.
And Big Girls Blouse got annoyed with me too, so that's possibly three.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

you are a massive arse so I wouldn't be surprised ;-)
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

telling it like it is.
But I can see how certain people might take that the wrong way.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

but I kind of concluded that you just say what you mean anyway
you giant bastard
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

that I accidentally posted one of my favourite QOTW answers as my meatpuppet rather than myself. very disappointed indeed.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

This thread comes up completely blank to me. Is there anyone here?
To answer your question, i have 291 people on ignore.
But I think its very rude no-one except me has replied.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)

you have clendrix on ignore? Or you just missed that?
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:43, Reply)

EDIT: I bet a lot of people have me on ignore due to my 'insensitive' treatment of the death of jade goody.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:36, Reply)

I got to 8th overall, then lost track of it. What happened to it?
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:02, Reply)

but there was a link in my profile I forgot about. Bumhats, I'm a stupid.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:06, Reply)

I don't think anyone follows it anymore
Edit: I appear to have dropped off the board, so rank lower than people without a picture. Sadface
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:07, Reply)

but PJM is 20th!
I shall scar him for life when he gets home.
*plots*
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:53, Reply)

After they posted something fairly horrific on the main board, graphic picture of a car crash I think, but that was only so I didn't have to look at it until a mod banned them, or deleted the photo. I can't say anyone's realy annoyed me enough to put them on ignore. Hrm. I wonder wether anyone is ignoring me?
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:50, Reply)

also someone put scat porn up and it was there for hours.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:55, Reply)

This was before the days I figured I could just use that popup blocker addon thing to block images I didn't like.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:57, Reply)

I stayed up waiting for the mods to wield their banhammers
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:59, Reply)

Must have been fun for all the Australians and Americans and whoever else logging on...
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:01, Reply)

but yeah It could of cost some jobs overseas.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:03, Reply)

Fair enough then! It's been a while since insomnia has kept me awake till 5am thank god. Hm. So B3ta doesn't have many mods on different timezones I take it? I don't realy know how the entire mod thing works on this site.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:07, Reply)

books.google.co.uk/books?id=bJqSqbc3-J4C&printsec=frontcover&dq=HP+lovecraft&as_brr=1&client=firefox-a#PPA86,M1
Cr3 is a mod and a nice chap he'll put you straight on anything if you ask politely.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:11, Reply)

H.P Lovecraft would keep anyone awake. And terrified... And glancing over their shoulder every other second! Cool link though, thanks. Bookmarked it. Cr3 is a mod? Heh - I know nothing of this site!
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:19, Reply)

Cr3 is the most prevalent. So are God and robtoo. I have been naughty stepped so you don't have to.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:32, Reply)

That's being banned right? What did you do? I thought b3ta was pretty lax on rules and such...
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:45, Reply)

bans are when they delete your account. I linked 1man1jar, but as I clearly marked it NSFW I wasn't banned. Most bans are aimed at trolls who get personal.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:50, Reply)

Okay, yeah - I get that now! I've heard stories, and seen the first few seconds. Then I figured my brain wasn't up to processing it..
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:56, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/links/naked_grinning_black_midget_starts_fight_on_porn_set
Don't worry, the mods redirected it to kittenwar
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:00, Reply)

Wow. Part of my brain wants to see that..... The disturbed part! Mind you the kitten war is much more entertaining
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:31, Reply)

things are going well until B.M. trys to bush her teeth with come. She goes apeshit and tries to hit the B.M. in the face with a spoon while he dances about as if shes after his lucky charms.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:33, Reply)

That sounds increadable.... In a truly messed up way that is.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)
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