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I've just noticed
some of you are utter cockstains and should be put onto ignore. How many people do you have on ignore?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:05, 160 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Four
this makes for an exciting thread
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)
Sorry, will try harder

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:08, Reply)
See it was an exciting thread afterall

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)
you are right
as usual ;-)

*kowtows*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)
only you
and that willy stealing transsexual PsychoChomp.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)
None
I did have a few /talk people on ignore but for some reason I unignored them.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)
Nobody
Why would I ignore someone when I'm clearly better than them and like to take the opportunity to let them know as often as possible.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)
some people just won't shut up though
it took a while for them to work their way on to the ignore list, and it was because literally everything they said was incredibly incredibly annoyingly dull.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)
are you talking about piston?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)
no, because he is fun to bait
there's some value there
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)
None, I'm very tolerant
how many people are you ignoring?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)
None at the moment
was Bert for a while, but he's fucked off anyway
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)
So am I one of those utter cockstains you mentioned?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)
I've had two on ignore for a while now
Just because they posted particularly cuntish replies to a QotW. One of them I might unignore at some point. The other...well, I don't know...he has a reputation for this sort of thing, by the looks of it.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)
Baldmonkey?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)
No,
Keep guessing
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)
Gilgamesh
MongyChops
Amourous Badger
JMG
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)
Nope.
Do you want to keep guessing, or shall I tell you?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)
just tell me I can't be arsed

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:18, Reply)
Oddly enough, Vipros has already guessed (see below)
But I think it's par for the course to ignore Woodside. Wasn't really worth the effort of trying to guess, was it?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)
Is Woodside a /talk...er?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)
Not sure
I think he's drifted in and out of QotW as well. But then he was one of the people Wormulus cited when he laid /talk to waste in his epic flounce the other day, so I guess he's probably more of a /talk-er.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)
Dare I say it...
I know nowt of this politics stuff. I don't spend enough time on B3ta.
Maybe I do have a life after all...
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)
I'm not sure I really understand the 'politics' myself
I just get a bit excited when I see people squabbling (or hear about it and follow the links to it) and that way I've kind of picked up on who hates who.

Woodside, on the other hand, I ignored because I thought he was completely out of order in a thread which followed one of Tourette's QotW answers. Does this mean I'm getting too involved with the politics of it?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:28, Reply)
that was just a sample of him
aside from being a nasty fucker (with a large forehead apparently) he's interminably dull, and tries to ride JMG's coat tails
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)
Then I feel justified in keeping him on the Ignore step.
Edit: Just occurred to me, it's a pity I can't put Nick Griffin, Boris Johnson, Russell Brand, etc, on Ignore.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)
I wish I could put one of our cad technicians on ignore
he fills all my criteria and has an annoying voice to boot.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)
Reply to this post if you have Crow on ignore
Do you see what I did there? Eh? Eh?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)
how many people have Woodside on ignore?
hmm?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)
Not me.
I do have another three or four on ignore though.

One of them is now a very popular member of OT but when they first signed up they irritated me.

Oh, I've taken them off ignore now btw.

You can sleep peacefully now.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)
OMG it was Al wasn't it

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:23, Reply)
Ha! Snap

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)
I've just realised
you think i'm popular!

BECKY THINKS I'M POPULAR!

BECKYS LURRRRRVEESSSSS ME!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)
I see popular on here as someone who doesn't shut the fuck up
so it's either you or I Al
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)
Whatever
you think i'm great, you want to slather me in honey and lick it all off, you want to have my babys from all the pre cum my cock does.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)
Oh god I feel sick now
You want to cover me in strawberry jam and lick it off, one tongueful at a time. You want to have mutant babies made from your precum and honda accords
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)
Everybody
wants mutant babies made of pre cum and honda accords.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)
tru dat
*high fives*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)
was it me?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)
ahahahahahahaha

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)
Al, I've never, ever had you on ignore
Your posts, even when you're being at your most unpleasant make me laugh because you look like the Laughing Cavalier.

And because I know your dark, dirty secret.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:36, Reply)
Nope
Although Woodside came across quite badly to start off with, I find myself being quite amused by his posts. I've clicked a few of them in fact.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)
Well, that's endorsement enough for me
*Unignores Woodside*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:01, Reply)
*raises hand*
And that was before his comment, as referred to by Mr Crow up there.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)
Because I browse on my phone
And often slip it in my pocket while I slope off for a break, I've occasionally taken it out to find that the jostling has clicked an Ignore link and it's waiting for me to confirm. So it's possible I've accidentally ignored someone.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)
Just JMG
The universal adulation over on /talk made me SICK
Was tempted to add Wormulus and Baldmonkey for about the same reason.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)
I find wormulus most amusing
and JMG too, it's the cronies and the people I imagine leaning out from behind him going "yeah!" that bore me
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)
Only those...
...who have time and again proved themselves to be especially unpleasant and/or are bereft of any trace of wit or intelligence have made it to my ignore list. You could count them on less than four fingers.

One stands out for being monumentally, spectacularly stupid and has a habit of replying to QOTW posts that someone else on /talk has linked to, seemingly without bothering to read the actual post first.

She is They are a unwitting advocate for mandatory intelligence tests for new b3ta accounts.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)
ooo ooo
are they a big fatty?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)
swift edit
And having seen the pictures, they are a bit of a chubber too.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)
ah ok
not who I thought, but I know who

how long before /talk crash the party do you reckon?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)
I just had a look actually
they haven't noticed yet.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)
a little slow on the uptake
it amuses me that slowly we are gathering them over here, probably more so than people from OT are going over there.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)
I wonder to whom you are referring?
I think I can guess...

And yeah, I follow your general approach to the whole ignore thing. Although I probably have a few more than you on the hotlist.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)
I suppose the other, perhaps deeper, question
is what criteria you have for putting someone on Ignore?

Me, I tend to use Ignore as a button for "This person is being a Cockdonkey of the First Water. Emergency Quiet Flounce Initiated."

Sorry, I've really taken a liking to the word 'flounce'...
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)
I bet you've even bought a nice flowery dressing gown, circa 1970
just so you can flounce properly.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)
Oh, you bet
One of my colleagues is quite eager - for reasons best known to himself - that I should give a talk to my department in a gingham dress, with sock puppets.

And, well, it was 2-for-1 at the shop where I bought my vintage dresses, so I thought, "well, this will be great for all the flouncing I intend to do over the next few months."

I can say without reservation that I would look awesome in a flowery dressing gown.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)
repeated consistent dullness or stupidty
with no potential to wring amusement from them.

hence, The Goat and The Stig didn't go on ignore
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)
too many
It turns out there is a limit to ignores (or at least there was, I've not ignored anyone for a while) and I filled it quite easily (if you'll pardon the expression)

Criteria was mostly people who posted absolute shite, (ala stusut79 etc...) or people insisting on writing huge long missives on qotw with a shit pun at the end.

I've since learned to read qotw upwards starting with the last couple of lines at a post and then going to the start of it. Additionally, there have been people I've enjoyed reading (either on OT or qotw) and can ignore the occasional pun.

I did once have someone on ignore who I met at a bash that changed my opinion, I've since un-ignored them.

So to answer the question, my list stands at 41 who will likely stay there.

[edit] ugh sorry for so many line breaks *puts self on ignore*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)
Winner!

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)
It wasn't you
that was unignored after a bash ;)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)
*Phew*
I was referring to the number of people on ignore though. That's quite a list!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)
Am I on ignore since the bash?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

who said that?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)
damn

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)
He hasn't replied......
That'll be a yes then.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)
I bet this cunt has me on ignore.

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

you'd love that wouldn't you
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)
yes I would,
only two people have me on ignore, :(
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)
Only a handful...
...and only when I find them offensive and not funny - don't mind offensive AND funny, even when it's at my expense. Hadn't ignored anyone for ages until yesterday when I lost my rag with one particularly acerbic pillock. Hopefully I won't have to for as long again.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)
Shit, sorry mate

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)
Don't worry...
...it wasn't you :)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)
I'd love to know if I'm on ignore
Mind you, if we could know how many have us on ignore it would become competitive until Kaol wins.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)
He's too kaoltarded to win anything like that

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)
I know I have 3 people ignoring me, but don't know who they are
Cr3 showed me
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)
ooo
how do you find out? or did he just tell you after looking?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)
At the bash, he showed me on his iphone

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)
that'd be an interesting thing to know
I doubt anyone is ignoring me, I'm too awesome.

or I just don't make much of an impact.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)
awesome

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)
I find myself looking for the catch in your comment there...

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)
It's not paranoia
if they ARE out to get you
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:08, Reply)
I spoke to Cr3 about letting people know who is ignoring you
He said it is never a good Idea to give trolls a score. I have to reluctantly agree.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:40, Reply)
ha
very good point
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:34, Reply)

on iphone penis
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)
Shhh, he's Spangolin's.

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)
I know of one person who has me on ignore
Because he gazzed me specifically to tell me.

I ignored him.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)
Oh bless their cottons
I'd never be so polite
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)
He was a cunt
And he didn't use any line spacing in a message that took up a whole page, rendering whatever vitriol he was spilling at me practically unreadable.

Lawyers, eh?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)
I think that's the best way to do it
"I've got you on ignore! Ner, ner, ner, ner!"


Excellent!

I'm going to do that in future.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)
lolignore
I feel that will be used less on off topic than /talk. It seems more civilized here
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:01, Reply)
Why is nobody saying anything on this thread?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)
Pffft.
Naughty clenders.

By the way, have you got the cushions ready?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)
the sex cushions?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)
Sex cushions?
*ponders*
Is this your name for my boobs?

The pavement cushions will be wherever you choose to fall, sir.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)
It wasn't
but I'm happy to make it so.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)
Then make it so.

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)
*engages sex cushions*
No.1 you have the bridge, I'm going for a lie down.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)
No
The ooyafuckerivefallenoverandbrokenmenosegain cushions.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)
Because they're all rubbish

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)
took me a moment to figure out what you meant
damn you clenders :-P

I feel like I didn't know you well enough at the time to fully appreciate meeting you.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)
You are going to be so impressed
when you finally meet me. Your cock will do that pre cum thing.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)
that'll be a first
I look forward to it
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)
It was all rather soon and sudden, wasn't it?
Imagine how much fun it will be next time :)
And thank you - that was a nice thing to say :)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)
I imagine you waggling your eyebrows at that comment!
I look forward to the easter cornwall bashness greatly!

occasionally nice things need to be said. I'm a great believer in credit where it is due.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)
Hurrah for Easter Bashness!
Should be fun :)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)
I think I upset Piston Broke this morning
So i suspect he's ignoring me.

Vampyrecat sent me a whiny gaz so she's probably ignoring me too.

And Big Girls Blouse got annoyed with me too, so that's possibly three.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)
to be fair (fucking hate that phrase)
you are a massive arse so I wouldn't be surprised ;-)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)
I like to think of it more like
telling it like it is.

But I can see how certain people might take that the wrong way.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)
as I've said
I'm enjoying your work
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)
I doubt BGB would ignore you
she's not that easily riled.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)
I'd almost convinced myself that cheeses was your meatpuppet
but I kind of concluded that you just say what you mean anyway

you giant bastard
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)
You're not the only person
who thought that.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)
A lot of people think it's me
it's not.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)
Or is it?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)
shhh, don't spoil the surprise

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)
naa, they are funny
whoever they are
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)
*sniggers*
you cheeky get.


Tru tho.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)
I'm still disappointed
that I accidentally posted one of my favourite QOTW answers as my meatpuppet rather than myself. very disappointed indeed.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)
cunts the pair of you

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)
OI'LL MOIDER THE PAIR OF YEZ

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)
Hello?
This thread comes up completely blank to me. Is there anyone here?

To answer your question, i have 291 people on ignore.

But I think its very rude no-one except me has replied.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)
They've done this already.
*yawns*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)
start a new original thread then

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:14, Reply)
That was a reply to Coke's post.

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:28, Reply)
my apologies

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:29, Reply)
Does this mean
you have clendrix on ignore? Or you just missed that?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:43, Reply)
None
EDIT: I bet a lot of people have me on ignore due to my 'insensitive' treatment of the death of jade goody.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:36, Reply)
Ha!
You're on my friends list!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:44, Reply)
Yes you are!
woo you are a QTOW A-lister
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:47, Reply)
*preens*

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:56, Reply)
I added him because he's pretty

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:50, Reply)
thanks.

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:54, Reply)
Welcome

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:55, Reply)
Did I meet you at a bash?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:57, Reply)
Not as far as I know
I was on the hot or not b3ta list
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:01, Reply)
me too
I got to 8th overall, then lost track of it. What happened to it?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:02, Reply)
7th actually
but there was a link in my profile I forgot about. Bumhats, I'm a stupid.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:06, Reply)
I got 212th, then changed my hair to blonde and got 10th.
I don't think anyone follows it anymore

Edit: I appear to have dropped off the board, so rank lower than people without a picture. Sadface
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:07, Reply)
that's cos you is a minger

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:35, Reply)
cries

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:37, Reply)
I've fallen off the board too
but PJM is 20th!

I shall scar him for life when he gets home.


*plots*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:53, Reply)
bah
I'm 60th. I need to put up that pic of me in my suit
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:00, Reply)
How do you submit a picture to it?
*makes himself pretty*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)
I'm pretty sure I've only got one person on ignore
After they posted something fairly horrific on the main board, graphic picture of a car crash I think, but that was only so I didn't have to look at it until a mod banned them, or deleted the photo. I can't say anyone's realy annoyed me enough to put them on ignore. Hrm. I wonder wether anyone is ignoring me?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:50, Reply)
I think I saw that
also someone put scat porn up and it was there for hours.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:55, Reply)
Yeah... I heard about the scat porn.
This was before the days I figured I could just use that popup blocker addon thing to block images I didn't like.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:57, Reply)
It was around 5am
I stayed up waiting for the mods to wield their banhammers
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:59, Reply)
5am? Huh
Must have been fun for all the Australians and Americans and whoever else logging on...
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:01, Reply)
I didnt get this no sleep badge for nothing.
but yeah It could of cost some jobs overseas.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:03, Reply)
Ahh, you actualy have a /talk no sleep badge!
Fair enough then! It's been a while since insomnia has kept me awake till 5am thank god. Hm. So B3ta doesn't have many mods on different timezones I take it? I don't realy know how the entire mod thing works on this site.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:07, Reply)
This HP Lovecraft anthology keeps me up
books.google.co.uk/books?id=bJqSqbc3-J4C&printsec=frontcover&dq=HP+lovecraft&as_brr=1&client=firefox-a#PPA86,M1

Cr3 is a mod and a nice chap he'll put you straight on anything if you ask politely.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:11, Reply)
Well yeah....
H.P Lovecraft would keep anyone awake. And terrified... And glancing over their shoulder every other second! Cool link though, thanks. Bookmarked it. Cr3 is a mod? Heh - I know nothing of this site!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:19, Reply)
Yeah there are few mods about
Cr3 is the most prevalent. So are God and robtoo. I have been naughty stepped so you don't have to.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:32, Reply)
Naughty stepped?
That's being banned right? What did you do? I thought b3ta was pretty lax on rules and such...
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:45, Reply)
You are stopped from posting for abit.
bans are when they delete your account. I linked 1man1jar, but as I clearly marked it NSFW I wasn't banned. Most bans are aimed at trolls who get personal.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:50, Reply)
1man1jar....
Okay, yeah - I get that now! I've heard stories, and seen the first few seconds. Then I figured my brain wasn't up to processing it..
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:56, Reply)
Sorry, Iposted something as a responcse to one man one jar.
www.b3ta.com/links/naked_grinning_black_midget_starts_fight_on_porn_set

Don't worry, the mods redirected it to kittenwar
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:00, Reply)
Naked Grinning black midget starts fight on porn set?
Wow. Part of my brain wants to see that..... The disturbed part! Mind you the kitten war is much more entertaining
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:31, Reply)
Its all in spanish
things are going well until B.M. trys to bush her teeth with come. She goes apeshit and tries to hit the B.M. in the face with a spoon while he dances about as if shes after his lucky charms.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:33, Reply)
Wow...
That sounds increadable.... In a truly messed up way that is.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)

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