Im new to off topic
what do I do in HSH?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Many things.
But mostly eat cake.

/hands out tiny muffins
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Yay micromuffins!
Too bad they're too small for the human eye.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)

They're not small
they're just far away.
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)

ah, teh internet cakes :)

(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)

NOM

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)

Are they lies?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:40, Reply)

Dunno Ill have a fag and pretend its cake flavored

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)

*patents*
*makes millions*
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)

new from lidil:
smokeable batternberg! Its marzipan and cancer at the same time !!!11
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)

*sells millions to chavs*
*profits*
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:47, Reply)

mmmmmmmmmmm
pan of marzi

*dreams*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Nom nom nyom
I love the batternburg
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Psychochomp doesn't
she's a strange one and no mistake.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)

yeah
WTF is up with that ?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)

tastebuds wired up all wrong

(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:16, Reply)

have one for me, will you?
I feel a bit sick.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)

k

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:45, Reply)

They're not lies - they're just virtual.
However, real cake makes me put on real weight.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Yo Will!
Talk bollox, and talk about whatever's on your mind, but not necessarily in that order.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:36, Reply)

With that in mind, a Father Jack-like old man on my bus route tonight
farted just as he got off, and I was chewing on it all the way home. Rancid rancid rancid old man.
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)

.
Was that the sort of fart you could not just smell, but taste?

At my old job, my boss would do such farts whenever he had been out for a curry.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:40, Reply)

Very much so,
And I had to walk through it to get off the bus.
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)

oh. my. god.
*bokes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)

My boss's stomach
rumbles so loud the entire office hears it. Like it did today.
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)

I used to work with a guy who could shit for england.
He was required to inform everyone after he had used the works bog, as it took up to 3 hours for the air to be breathable. keep in mind this is at a waste disposal site.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Makes me think of Ace Ventura:
"Do NOT go in there!"
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)

yep
One time it was unavoidable to go in there, she came out green. I also remember him because he got in a huff when I dropped a wardrobe on his head.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Better than
caek! om nom nom...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Im leaving hull soon
when I get past the city limits into east riding I'm going to yell "Hahaha look you spongers I had '20p for the bus' all along" while holding a coin aloft.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:43, Reply)