FUck stand back, Al's squatting
Takes cover
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Amazing really how al is quite a young man, but he has the grey and shrunken sack of a wizened old Chinese Philosopher.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

You'd noticed too?
Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one. The way it drags along the floor just sickens me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)

younger than you

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Younger you may be
But at least my scrotum hasn't ever been mistaken for Keith Richards.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

My scrotum actually stood
in for Keef on the Voodoo Lounge dates in Berlin.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

To be fair to you
They probably sounded better that night.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

I would wonder which was more talented if I hadn't met Keef
Not yet been introduced to the scrote, but I'm sure it's just a matter of time. I am afterall a girl. ON THE INTERNET.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Have you met Keef?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Yeah, he came along to puppy school with his little girlfriend and their puppy
Nice guy, but the dog's mental
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Sounds cool
You've met all the cool people haven't you. I've always thought it must be weird meeting my personal heroes. I honestly wouldn't know what to say to them other than "you're great you are!" which must be really tedious for them to hear.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Pretty much, he's got a laugh like Sid James though, which when you're trying to explain castration to his girlfriend is really offputting
He was interested in the posters we had on parasites though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

You're WHAT?
*combs hair*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

that's right, genuine bona fide GIRL ON THE INTERNET
QUICK TO THE PANDERTRON
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

ENGAGED!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

WOOHOO

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

*engages pandertron 9000*
Oh, I find that I get on better with women. No really, I'm very sensitive. I like roses and poetry and everything. We should meet IRL and I can read you some of my poetry while I do pressups on my amazing gums. Did I mention I'm a fighter pilot and WAR HERO?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

I say, have you been to the South pole as well?
You sound awfully dashing
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

I have been.
Here is a poem I have written for you:

Oh Beckyjsbx
Do you want to do sex?
I swear I've done it with loads of girls
And I think that we'd make excellent sexual partners
I tumesce.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

I think I just did my first sex wee

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Just imagine what it'd be like
If you heard that in my gravelly, manly voice.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

MMmmm...is it like David Carradine's before his little accident?
His is niiiiiice
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

Right before that.
But not the "akk! Akk! Hreee! This has gone quite wrong! But... Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! OH YEAH! Akk." Not that bit.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

burbles with joy
ladyprecums a little more
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Oh god
that thought is giving me my gentlemans cocoa tonight.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

What will you use for marshamallows?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Oh god, why do you ask these thing?
awaits reply
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

You've just made me really wet.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

YOU FILTHY BITCH.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Are you doing that precum thing?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

Did you ever walk to the south pole?
Or get married before?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

FUCK YOU
Don't make me come over there and get all Iraq on your ass! I SO went to all those places! People who say I'm a liar are liars! I am a sex albatross and a HERO!

*sings* I can be your hero ba-beh!

DON'T MAKE ME DELETE THREADS!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Oh Em Gee, as soon as the bash is over, you have to change your sig to
IS A SEX ALBATROSS
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

I will, then.
I will follow it with "as recommended by Beckyjsbx".
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

I doubt it'd fit, but it's worth a shot

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

I've heard that somewhere before...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

I bet you have you FEEEELTHY BEEEETCH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Yeah, he was listening in
last time I was trying to have sex with a dog.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Poor dog, they're used to far bigger than what you had to offer clearly

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

My arse crack stood in for Charlie Watts too
It was okay, but it kept missing the ride.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

eyes and everything

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

God knows where he keeps the cigarette.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

It hurt for a couple of days I will admit.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

You shouldn't have lit it then, should you?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Oh you cunts, you've made me spill my drink now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

It's not really our fault you're a spastic, is it?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAMMMMAMAMMAAMMMM!!!!
HELLLOOOO MY NUM IS BEKKKKY IIIIIM SO SPESHUL.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Oh, al.
I've told you so many times, type with hands not forehead.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

But then I can use both hands for wanking.
Oh god my flatmates are going to think I'm even more mental for cackling with laughter now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

You made me this way.
I hope you're proud.


I would be
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Oh that's not an image I need in my head
tucked into the seam probably
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)