Oh noes! Fred is b0rked!
Perhaps if I love it hard enough, it will come back to life.

* starts singing *

All you need is love,
paa paa pa pa paaa
All you need is love,
paa paa pa pa paaa
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i've been out since the crack of dawn...
and just got Home Sweet Home...
am i too late? :-(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

No, not at all.
What would you like to throw into the Ocean of Insanity?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

i would like to throw long hard days into the ocean of insanity.
oh, and lycra-clad armadildos.

not a typo...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)

armadildos?
Are they armchairs that are designed to - * ahem * - snugly fit the female anatomy?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

nah mate...
armour-plated dildos for the more "aggresive" female...

perhaps.

didn't really think it through, just thought up the word and needed to use it ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Ocean of Insanity
reminds me of this.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

and i'm too tired to even contemplate youtube...
too many hours of workingness!

it's only thursday and i've done 6 twelve hour days on the trot, just like a little pony.

god i love horses. i think they are the best of all the animals.

apart from the armadildo. which i have now decided is just like a normal armadillo except it has a robotic steam-powered todger just like "Steely Dan" in the William Burroughs book...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Have a rest
and tomorrow, you can patent your steam-punk armadillo/dildo, and any other literary-genre/animal/sextoy hybrids.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)

and anyway...
i've to be up at 5:30 tomorrow, cos Gronzo and I are going to Alton Towers!!!

so i will bid you goodnight and don't let the armadildo bite...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)

G'night Mr. B
Don't worry, I'll lock the armadildo in the sex-dungeon.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)

Lucky
Dawn.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)

LOL
and g'night x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)