Last time I went to Boots to buy some
They were on 3 for 2, but I didn't notice this and took two packs to the counter. The lovely sales girl looked slightly embarrassed as she told me I could go and get another packet for free.

So I wondered off back to the other side of the store as she stood there looking slightly uncomfortable.

I shouldn't have tried them on first really.



But in all seriousness, that's 12 free shags, which is pretty good I thought.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

if you buy more than a pack of three at any one time
you don't get laid. FACT.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Already proved that one wrong i'm afraid.

Wanking with a condom on is the same as getting laid right?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Fact, especially if they're buy one get one free on a large pack
half of the pack will be gone in a few days, the other pack will languish for fucking ages.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I had a similar experience
Bought some condoms along with some last minute holiday stuff with the ex. The queue for the till is immense, with only one server. Finally we get to be served, and as the woman scans the box of condoms she says, quite loudly, "Oh, you get free lube with these ones, didn't you pick it up?".

We smirk, but say we didn't. She then abandons her till to go pick us up some, leaving us with the now-held up queue of shoppers.

She looked dead chuffed when she came back with our free lube.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Brilliant!
At least there was no queue for me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)

They do that for all dure products.
So you could pick up a cock-vibrator, lube and some condoms for like a £10.

Now if you go to Blockbusters, it'll cost you more than that to get a Robbing Williams film, a big tub of hagandaz and a box of klenex... it would cost a lot more.

I know what I would preffer, esspeicaly as you can always Sky+ the last month's worth of Hollyoaks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)