40bpm resting is practically dead.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My great Uncle
was on beta blockers for his angina, and he went for a scan and he had a resting pulse of 21bpm. And he got really grumpy when they said he wasn't allowed to fly down to see my parents and had to stay in hospital for a while.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:36, Reply)

What's so great
about your uncle?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, Reply)

He used to have a motorbike
and he's a geordie. That's pretty great in my book.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Good enough for me!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Apologies
It was actually 49bpm, excuse the typo.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, Reply)

^
just slightly above practically dead.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

immpractically dead?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:47, Reply)

no,
that would be beyond practically dead
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Oh god, I feel like such a spaz now.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I know where you can get one if that helps?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

You know where piston lives?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

unpracticably dead?
practicably undead?
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:50, Reply)