Red Trainers with grey socks
What are you wearing that makes you look like a twat?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:13, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

no knickers
oh. like a twat
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

footless tights
In work.
In an office.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

DM Sandals
The soles are like divers' boots but they are soooooo comfortable.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

A pink cashmere blouse
my girlfriend bought me. OK, it's not a blouse. But it sure feels like it.

As if I care.
( I_Was_Mordred, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Mmm
That sounds nice. Does it feel good on your nipples?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

...
Shirt
Tie
Black Trousers
Black Trainers
White Socks
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

You always look like a twat
so you're not allowed to play.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I'd be offended...
If I gave a shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

you can play tomorrow
I'm allowed out!!!

WHOO HOO!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Hmm
I'll consider it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

it was ok
up to the trainers and socks bit
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Office Wear
Joe Strummer is spinning in his grave.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Yeah
You should be wearing some really gay 'customised' shirt with a 'political' slogan on it and a beret - you know, like a REBEL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Nipple rings and a frown.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Trainers that do not go with my jeans
Also, a vest. I'm skinnier than a length of fishing wire, so this has the pleasingly comical effect of making me look like a twat.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Jeans
that are effectively denim tights.

I am 35


EDIT and hair tied up in a Samurai topknot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:47, Reply)

An emo Samurai?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

New glasses
I think my ears must be skew wiff
(Harold's hip man!!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Just got someone to measure
and sure enough one ear is 8mm lower than the other.

Now I must lock myself away using the night as cover for the lopside couponed gargoyle that I have obviously become.
(Harold's hip man!!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

a dress that cost me one pound, no tights, shoes or bra
no makeup, and not had my bath yet, so hair is not nice.

The dress is nice, but only when I'm looking nice.
Dunno what to wear tonight though. You know it's cabin fever when you meticulously plan every aspect of the one time you're allowed out...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)