Watched Slumdog millionaire last night

It was alright, a bit contrived and pretty obvious.

I didn't feel any tension at the end because a) We knew that he didn't care about the money and had already "won" the girl and b) I knew the answer...so it didn't seem very difficult. (I'm sure most of you lot did too)

I hope Transformers 2 lives up to the hype better than 1; what's going to be the best film out this year?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:29, 63 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

...
I agree about the last question, was easy.
Then again, so was the one that Charles Ingram won the million on.

I did enjoy the film though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)

My film, called
Terminator B3ta: Rise of the Honda Accord
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)

That
I would pay to see.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

I can't wait to see the new Terminator
Wolverine was pretty fucking awesome too.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I wouldn't bother with Wolverine unless you're a big Xmen fan
Terminator is good though, but not everyone likes it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Me and my friend loved it.
But then, we're both Wolverine fan girls and would have been perfectly happy watching two hours of Wolverine reading the paper.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I liked it as well
but I've always been a fan of xmen, especially gambit and was relativly impressed how he was portrayed in the film.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Deadpool was lovely and creepy.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)

I liked Wolverine
It was better than X Men 3, but that clumsy pathetic plot hole about the memory loss and the bullets. That was SO bad.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)

I threatened you with violence in the previous thread
you should really respond to it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Oh sorry
I didn't realise.

errrrr, would it make you feel better if I said I was cowering in fear?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Yes that would be great
and you couldn't reply promptly because you wet your girly knickers.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Okay then
I couldn't reply promptly because my girly knickers are all wet.

All hot and wet.

Mmmmmmmmmmm.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

YOU FUCKING LOVE IT YOU FILTHY SLAG

I'm going to REALLY enjoy meeting you tomorrow.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

What time are you going to get there?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

I'll be there when you arrive
and I'll start touching myself then.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

I'm going to have to put you on real life ignore.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

If you do that
becky will hurt you.

I'll probably get there about 6. Or possibly slightly before then.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Cool I'll aim for a similar time,
I will probably get lost in london for a bit though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

It's pretty easy to find
as long as you're not a totally retarded fuckhead.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Nah, I don't care enough

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:07, Reply)

Might be a controversial point of view
but I watched In Bruges this week after hearing many positive things about it. Bag o shite. Lame hitman black comedy, with no laughs, no substance and awkward plot, and rubbish cliched cockney gangster as well.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)

...
You're weird.

I thought it was fucking hilarious!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I liked it,
we should argue now.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

OK

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

You start

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:36, Reply)

No, you start

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

No, you start!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Balls to that. You start!

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Look you retard,
you're the one with shit film taste START ALREADY
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

I already have
with my initial post. Your turn.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Don't tell me what to do.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Don't tell me what to do.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

using strikethroughs is an autofail
within an internet argument, as is comparing me to Hitler.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Only someone who was worse than Hitler would say that.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Internet fascist
...like Mussolini, you are
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

fail win
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)

you're going to be overusing those for weeks now aren't you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

weeks months

:D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

rofl
they don't work in the subject line.
BAD INTERNET
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Sshhh
Maybe no one else noticed...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I see everything...
My problems with strikethroughs is that they're overused usually in the form of

"I like eating cheese"

lol cheese cock

It's shit and lazy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

like you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I'll try and use it well. I promise.
The novelty will wear off in a few days anyway.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

People keep recommending that to me.
Is it worth watching?


(consider I like films with explosions, interesting deaths and preferably robots)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Yes,
there are no robots but there's a midget and guns and quite gruesome death scenes.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)

The fact that a midget
is the main selling point shows the level that film is pitched at. For no reason, a midget put in a film so they can make jokes about him a) being a midget and b) how PC the world is today, where plain-speaking Irish assassins can't even use the word 'dwarf'.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)

There are none of those things
in In Bruges. 'Tis rubbish. Think any other 'dark comedy' gangster film.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)

I don't tend to watch gangster films,
Dark comedy or not, so I can't compare.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)

I'm on the fence
It was alright - I suppose the script had to make up a hell of a lot for Colin Farrells innate smugness.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Colin Farrell?
SOLD!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)

The script was pretty poor
it relied on the actors pulling contorted faces and making heavy use of their accents to make a line seem funny in a lazy-surreal way; a way in which only the stretched eyeballs of Brendon Gleeson can convey incredulity because the rest of the film is so confused it doesn't know what it's trying to say, and can't do it itself.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

This makes sense
I was only jesting about the script being good to make up for Colin Farrell. The guys a cunt though. If only I didn't waste my Honda Accord on flattening that smackhead.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Yeah, but he's a pretty cunt

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

I suppose
Better a pretty cunt than an ugly cunt... Possibly..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

He is just a
talent vacuum
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Gremlins 3

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I see your Gremlins 3
And raise you: Critters 2
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Sixteen Candles 5

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Not familiar with this :(

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)

They haven't made it yet
but they will
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Why the frig
did no one say "Star Trek"?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)