Will you squat and touch yourself
for this sort of talk?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I touch myself, you pay me.
YOU PAY ME NOW OR I GET PWOTECTION!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

I don't need this sort of talk
in order to squat and touch myself.

I only need the mental image of you as the Laughing Cavalier. Quite how you manage to get yourself to look like an obsolete Vauxhall model with a grin is anyone's guess. But you do it so damned stylishly.

*Pre-cums*

*Wallpapers*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

My parents used to drive a Cavalier
we had a brown one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

like your face as you use it to wipe your arse innit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

You just wish I would put my face near your arse
and tickle your spinchter with my tongue.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

You'll be well impressed tomorrow
My beard has been growing for nearly six months now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

You have a vag?
I KNEW IT!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

vEg I said I have vEg
I'm growing onions.

God, everythings about sex with you. I feel sorry for Tourettes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

onions
I'm growing virtual plants. Strawberry's and tomatoes
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Why not grow real ones?
They grow really well in pots or window boxes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

no where
to grow them... we have a garden, but the dog would dig them up, then piss on em. Git. thats pots or in the ground. I dispair. I'd like to do some kind of extreme dog wispering shit on it, but its not my dog, so i'm stuck with it.

It also eats all my pants. dirty for preferance, but it'll take anything
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Fetch me Cesar Milan!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)