OMG what cunt stole my lihgter?
That looks wrong, but IC ant be arsed to spell check it.

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT...Well two actually, and can totally see why VC is a faux lesbinin as they had lovely soft lips :)

Awesomes to all bashers for tonight and MTFU FTW
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:46, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

wow - are you drunk?
yes they do have lovely soft lips, and very soft bodies and lovely norks and curves and hmmmm I'm going to stop talking now. Very nice Becky, very friendly of you to agree.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:51, Reply)

Lets be clear here
it's not friendly jesus christ i'm so very very very drunik oh god i feel sickq
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:23, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Becky's fucking hammered! Ace!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:54, Reply)

I assure you offficer, I've only had a few ales
Fucking hell that took a long time to edit, too many wavy red lines showin g up
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:54, Reply)

Good for you, girl!
Hope you had fun!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:55, Reply)

can't wait for the melbourne bash now,
although I'm sure it'll be different without you folks!
On the plus side legless'll be there! and his mrs.

How goes it ms wbm?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:56, Reply)

It goes good!
My friend went into rehab on Wednesday for booze, and I get to go see him tomorrow and he's all excited to have visitors. Although, all his visitors are his former drinking buddies!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:58, Reply)

ahah oh dear,
at least he's got people coming to visit him though - imagine how depressing it would be to be in rehab and have no one visit on visitor day.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:59, Reply)

We only just found out today.
His brother is an utter cunt and refuses to tell us anything, so I got on the phone with all the local hospitals and found him and talked to him and he's gonna be ok. We hope.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:01, Reply)

He'll be okay, if he's got you lovely people as friends,
rub his brother out though - he sounds like a fucking tosspot.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:03, Reply)

COR! *rubs thighs* FAUX LEZZERS!
Watch out for pandering, ONLINE.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:42, Reply)

I missed this!
I knew I should have waited to go. Damn!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:00, Reply)

NOT AS GOOD AS THE fuck blooody vcaps lock
errrr real girl on girl kissing vunting fuck im so horrificly drunk im going to be sick very soon
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:25, Reply)

I owe you a beer
and can I just say that I warned anyone who'd listen that white wine was a delightfully foolish idea.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:15, Reply)

also
I do not need to return my MTFU badge. I may have been appallingly hammered but happily I met the conditions of ownership.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:22, Reply)

Good girl!
I'm glad I don't have to formally strip you of your badge. It'd be humiliating for you :p
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)