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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BASHTASTIC
Last night at The Bash, I stood next to two of my favourite male b3tans as they gave each other a full-on snog.
It gave me the horn.
Is this wrong?
Advise me, O Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:01, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Which two? I think I missed that

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)
Ooh, I don't know if I'm allowed to say.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:08, Reply)
It wasn't Gonz and Herr Dok was it?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:13, Reply)
I said it gave me the horn!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)
Was it DiT and V?
They can't keep their hands off each other
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)
OK, V was involved.
But that's not so difficult to guess really because he was being completely SLAGTASTIC last night.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)
You mean he's not usually?
I thought that was his default mode?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:33, Reply)
He usually just a bit of a tart.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)
and this morning.
and this afternoon as well.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)
Oh dear.
It was bloody great meeting you after all this time though, Shoe Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)
likewise!
and your cheese scones were awesome.

The shoes are being retired from active service after that one outing. My feet really hurt today. I'm sticking with my Cons from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)
Nice work
I hope you ruined him :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)
I think she might've done
My leg hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)
'leg'?

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:55, Reply)
Yes
My left leg. It seems to be ok now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:35, Reply)
damn,I must be losing my touch.
I'll go a lot harder next time then.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:48, Reply)
Actually it's started hurting again
Very strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:27, Reply)
I can do it remotely,
that's how good I am
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:32, Reply)
This could be...interesting

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)
You seem surprised
I get autistically awkward when I'm out in public so I resort to snogging and groping.

I'm guessing the other person was either Al or Gonz?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)
Al.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, it was fucking hot.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)
Harsh, but fair.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)
OH EM GEE, NO WAI
and I missed it? sadface
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)
Becky, it was hot.
I'm not even kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)
Fucksocks
I need to see this next time. Al didn't even mention it on the tube home. Then again we were scaring the girls opposite us.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)
*thinks about next time*
*turns shower to cold*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)
*holds head in hands*
I realised this morning that I've kissed more b3tan men than I have women...

Dudes, this is not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)
I don't care.
I got another snog in, so I'm happy with the evening as a whole.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)
So you did
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)
*voms*

(PsychoChomp, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)
Oh grim grim grim, GRIMMEST of GRIM FACES.
No offence, just forum banter.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)
It wasn't me,

(PsychoChomp, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)
True.
You are eliminated from the list of suspects.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)
it's because I'm not one of your favorites isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)
If you're going to throw American spellings at me, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)
I miss all the fun.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:23, Reply)
Oh Lusty!
There was norkage and cockage and you were mentioned lots and I had to bake scones because you weren't there with your cakey goodness :(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)
Those scones were delicous
I may have to make some of my own now.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)
Thank you :)
I'm glad you enjoyed them.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)
They were !
I may have to get her to make me some.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)
I've just baked some now :)
But I'll certainly make some for you sometime, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)
Nigella ain't got shit on yo'.
=D We should so, like, totally, hook up, this week and exchange food.

Christ, i'm one step away from organizing a dinner party.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This week I will be mainly in Paris.
But another time fo sho.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)
I'm baking today so I'll post you a cake for the next bash.
I'm glad to hear that plenty of norkage went on in my absence. It just wouldn't be a bash without a bit of gropeage.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)
MM and Tourettes seeing each other again was the best
Lots of touching involved :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)
V thrusting Labs from behind, feeling his chest
and then fully grabbing and cupping his cock was another highlight - if only for the looks on Labs's face.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)
I only vaguely remember this!
I should probably have eaten more than half a tube of, frankly very yummy, pringles yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)
Lusty!
If you'd been there I wouldn't have had to settle for CHCB!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)
Oh you charmer you
She's still there isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)
Nah
She's on a train now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)
I can see your sadface from here

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)
No that's my catface

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)
catface/sadface...it's all the same

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)
Oh man ! I could have been in with a chance then !
This line of thought has the potential to be very complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)
Well we wouldn't life to be boring would we?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)
Exactomondo.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:18, Reply)
Settle? You said you'd take me somewhere remote.
I thought you meant anal, not Hertford, wherever that is.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)

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