I'm going to Hull
I've just been thinking about how great it would be to meet somebody with multiple personality disorder and engineer a situation in which I could say "You're as bad as each other" to them.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:44, 12 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Hey V
You and Al snogging each other last night...you're as bad sexy as each other.

/hull
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:45, Reply)

That's not the same
But it probably is true. Al is a bad, bad man(whore).

:edit: But I'm the sexy one. Obviously!
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:47, Reply)

You manwhore! *points*
I thought what we had was special!

*cries*
*flounces*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Oh we do darling
You'll always have a special place in my heart pants.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

You snake-tongued charmer!
That shouldn't placate me.


But it so does.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:00, Reply)

How special?
Did he do that thing with the spatula to you as well?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)

My goodness, all those wasted years on /talk when I could have been here !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:23, Reply)

They're filthy sods
But I think that's what drew me here
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Appears to me as though it would be a bit beyond you, V.
Even the thinking part seems unlikely.
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I'm not that much of a mong :(

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Private Mong

( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Are you saying things that I wont understand
To encourage me to publicly declare my retarbedness? It's working :(
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)