It made I laugh
I didn't know the full story til Tourettes told me and that made me laugh a lot more.

Sorry
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Kindly explain...

( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

He was going to help Tourettes get up
as she was already on the floor and fell over her.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

resulting in
two black eyes and a botched up nose :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah yeah.
Fucking rub it in why don't you?

There is a pic somewhere on this board if you can be arsed to find it. I certainly can't.

:)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I recognised DG from the wounded nose
so it did have that as an upside.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I got drunk on free champagne
I got off the bus with Tourette's. She fell over, I went to try and keep her upright, gravity took over and I ended up smacking my nose off the pavement for my troubles.

It hurt. I'm never being gallant again.

The second scab has now fallen off and I have a very pronounced dent in the bridge now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Just tell everyone it's an old war wound.
You headbutted a Taliban soldier in Afghanistan.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Whoa!
Clickin' this!
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)