The ones that involve
climbing, sex, alcohol, sex, and possibly midgets.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

There was a midget at the porterhouse on saturday,
Gonz thought it was weeman from jackass

gonz is a retard.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it was someone famous, if this guy's hair was a bit longer, they could be twins.
msp198.photobucket.com/albums/aa125/myspacer411/weeman.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I managed to avoid doing a double take
But I thought it was the little person from In Bruges.
Mind you they're hard to tell apart.
/casual sizeism
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

YES !
That's the one who I think it was, not weeman.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Yep, saw him
and had to bite my tongue to stop myself shouting out, "LOOK! LOOK! ANCRENNE BOOKED THE MIDGET!!!!" which would have been unkind to our shorter members of society.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

You can call them Porgys though.
It's factual and accurate and not in the least bit demeaning.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:53, Reply)

How terrible rude of you psychochomp
I'm sure you've offended many a retard.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

that's how I roll,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Cap' V fancies a retarded retard, Cap' V fancies a retarded retard, Cap' V fancies a retarded retard, Cap' V fancies a retarded retard,
ohhh, wait a sec.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)