*puts a star on V's wallchart*

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:17, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

YOU CANNOT MAKE FILTH OUT OF THIS

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Al could, but he's not around.

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:18, Reply)

I am
but my filth glands are not functioning today due to extreme tiredness.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I heard your glans never functioned properly
/something about precum
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:24, Reply)

He's having a bisection next week.

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Oh god please don't joke
I didn't click on beckys links, but the description alone made me feel ill. That said, I was feeling pretty ill anyway. I was so ill I gave up the chance to go to a BBQ. And I love BBQs
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Oh bless!
And you sent me such a lovely drunken text on Saturday night that I can't be mean.
Not today anyway.
Normal service tomorrow.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:31, Reply)

I wasn't that drunk then,
Not compared to how drunk I was later that night. I'm just lovely all the time.

Except when I'm on the internet. Then I'm a prize cunt.

Or when I choose to go and work in another EU country without needing a visa or a work permit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:36, Reply)

I plan to do that when I have my free degree.
In fact, I'm popping over to Paris TOMORROW!
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Bring me back
a tacky Eiffel Tower keyring! When I was there I forgot to get one :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, Reply)

I will! Yes!

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:41, Reply)

I heard he was getting an anal piercing

( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Kaol wasn't there.
Remember?
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Already did at the weekend
The photos are NSFA though.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)