All right?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:47, 77 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Yes I am thankyou
thirteen mins left of work left and I'm going to my parents for dinner tonight.
Awesome stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

No.
Half left.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I hate people who say that,
FUCKING HATE!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Well,
You best get in line then.
It annoys me too.
But not when I say it.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)

*fumes*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Well,
I could delete this, and pretend it never happened, or I could leave it here to annoy you.
I think you already know the outcome.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

you really are an evil genius.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

It's like you know me so well.
So, did you and Becky get it on?
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

no,
and now it's home time bye.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Ah right...
Bye!
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaahahahahaha

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

That's good, you'ld be going 'round in circles otherwise.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

"...now, baby it's-a-alright nowwwwwwww..."

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)

*Rips wrigleys*

(TheColonel, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

I have just had an order for scones.
Perhaps I ought to go in to business.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Hmmm.
Clenders: Professional Sconatrix.

Has a ring to it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

It's funny because it's true

( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:22, Reply)

And you can STFU as well.

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:24, Reply)

No

( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

*remembers*

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

No

( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
You can't even control your own head, let alone mine.
Kaoltarb.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:44, Reply)

Don't start using Kaoltarb
That's some sort of sick abomination of a perfectly harmless, lovely but not entirely with it young man (me) and an abomination (kaol).

Lets keep to the two discrete please!
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:46, Reply)

OK.
Retarb.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:47, Reply)

Cheesey or fruity?
I tried making cheesey ones a few times as I thought they'd make a nice accompaniment for mince 'n' veg' but they never turned out as nice as I'd hoped :(.
(TheColonel, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I made some chilli-cheese ones for the bash and they were OK.
I just used my friend's favourite recipe and 'amended' it.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Except that they didn't have jam and cream with them!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, Reply)

I heard good things about the scones at the weekend....
...I'm disappointed I missed out on them!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Me too!

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

They were great, very tasty.
They were also the only thing I had to eat from Friday evening to Sunday evening. (This might go some way to explaining the enormous level of drunkenness to which I succumbed.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

:D
I dread to think of the horrors if I hadn't baked then...
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Possibly more of the same,
with a slightly greater chance of injury.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Been better, been worse
I did manage to make it out of Tesco without spending more money than I have on things I don't need and without having a panic attack. I left without having forgotten to buy what I went in there for.

So it's pretty good :)
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

did you get food?
I got bread and cheese.

Wow, this is like practice for /talk.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Nope
I managed to avoid spending £50+ on a binge as I often do. I got stuck at the DVDs for a while but eventually convinced myself not to empty my bank account. I stopped myself from buying a DS too.

This is quite a turn up for the books!
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

good call!
I do my manic spending sprees in the pound shop. If you're going to buy crap you don't need, it's as good as any.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:23, Reply)

pound shop Porterhouse

buy shag

crap you don't need young boys
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:25, Reply)

lies!
He was the predator. I was too drunk to protest.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:26, Reply)

*is shocked and appauled*
I was a perfect gentleman right up until you accosted me by that statue.





At that point I gave up pretending.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Perfect Gentleman my arse!
You give me the come and and then leave with someone else! You DISGUST me V. In fact, you DISGUST me. That's how disgusted I am.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

In my head
that was the most romantic kiss of the year: rain, a statue, London, a couple of drunk mental people tongue-wrestling while sitting in pigeon shit. It has it all.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Aaaah!
It sounds like a couple of 15 year olds.

Whereas in reality it was one 15 year old and a predatory female paedophile.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Dammit Al
You made me drop my party ring.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:35, Reply)

Is that the thing you sit on
so your bum doesn't hurt after CHCB probed you with her strap on?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

LOL,
you made me choke on my Werther's Original
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

I'm old enough to be his aunty.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:36, Reply)

His Aunty Sandra.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

I miss Bert
and his uberhot Aunty Sandra.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

I thought you hated fluffy?
And no Al fluffy is not the name of my penis. His name is Fred.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

protest get in their first.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

I've never managed to be that sensible with my insanity
Mind you the DVDs I nearly bought were very well priced. I'd certainly have come away with more for my money than the time I spent £250+ in HMV after lunch.

Somehow I got away with returning about half of them a week later.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:26, Reply)

*Looks at DVD colleciton that includes the complete works of Will Smith, Robbin Williams and Ray Winstone... still mostly in wrappers*
*ReReads Post*
*Looks at Tab of shopping cart from Play dot com*
*ReReads Post*
*Looks at the 'bargin' Bluray players that are out now*
*ReReads Post*
*Looks at last week's purchase; a telly*
*ReReads Post*
*Looks at this week's purchase; that iPhone*
*ReReads Post*
*Runs out the room in a flood of flounce*
*Makes his way to ASDA*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

It's a good thing I don't work on Oxford Street really.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40, Reply)

It's a good thing I can't buy things on the internet
Shit.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:42, Reply)

VALIDATE ME OH SWEET STYROFOME AND CELEPHAIN WRAPPERS ! VALIDATE ME LIKE NOBODY ELSE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:47, Reply)

*puts a star on V's wallchart*

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)

YOU CANNOT MAKE FILTH OUT OF THIS

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Al could, but he's not around.

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:18, Reply)

I am
but my filth glands are not functioning today due to extreme tiredness.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I heard your glans never functioned properly
/something about precum
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:24, Reply)

He's having a bisection next week.

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Oh god please don't joke
I didn't click on beckys links, but the description alone made me feel ill. That said, I was feeling pretty ill anyway. I was so ill I gave up the chance to go to a BBQ. And I love BBQs
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Oh bless!
And you sent me such a lovely drunken text on Saturday night that I can't be mean.
Not today anyway.
Normal service tomorrow.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:31, Reply)

I wasn't that drunk then,
Not compared to how drunk I was later that night. I'm just lovely all the time.

Except when I'm on the internet. Then I'm a prize cunt.

Or when I choose to go and work in another EU country without needing a visa or a work permit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:36, Reply)

I plan to do that when I have my free degree.
In fact, I'm popping over to Paris TOMORROW!
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Bring me back
a tacky Eiffel Tower keyring! When I was there I forgot to get one :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, Reply)

I will! Yes!

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:41, Reply)

I heard he was getting an anal piercing

( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Kaol wasn't there.
Remember?
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Already did at the weekend
The photos are NSFA though.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

On a horribly serious note
Just thought I was actually going to throw up as my credit card people have been chasing me so I MTFU'd and called them and they were actually really nice and when I can eventually pay them the minimum I owe they are going to refund all my late fees on to the account to help me out and sort out interest and give me a nice payment plan.

Woo! Still can't afford food though. Pasta in chopped tomatoes again it is!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

*buys extra lottery ticket for Badger*

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:36, Reply)

Let me introduce you to Chavonara.
Pasta + mayo + garlic salt + bacon.

If I'm feeling extra exuberant, I add a small tin of sweetcorn.

Rawk'n'Roll.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:50, Reply)

I haven't got a bloody clue what to do for dinner.
The missus is laid up, the kitchen's a bomb site and the water is clay fucking cold so I'm having to wait for it to heat up before I can do anything about it, by which point cooking will be the last thing I want to even think about.

Can't even get a Chinese takeway as they don't open on a Monday night, the bastards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:54, Reply)

It wouldn't happen in Henry 8th's day.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:18, Reply)