*is shocked and appauled*
I was a perfect gentleman right up until you accosted me by that statue.





At that point I gave up pretending.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:28, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Perfect Gentleman my arse!
You give me the come and and then leave with someone else! You DISGUST me V. In fact, you DISGUST me. That's how disgusted I am.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

In my head
that was the most romantic kiss of the year: rain, a statue, London, a couple of drunk mental people tongue-wrestling while sitting in pigeon shit. It has it all.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Aaaah!
It sounds like a couple of 15 year olds.

Whereas in reality it was one 15 year old and a predatory female paedophile.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Dammit Al
You made me drop my party ring.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:35, Reply)

Is that the thing you sit on
so your bum doesn't hurt after CHCB probed you with her strap on?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

LOL,
you made me choke on my Werther's Original
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

I'm old enough to be his aunty.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:36, Reply)

His Aunty Sandra.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

I miss Bert
and his uberhot Aunty Sandra.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

I thought you hated fluffy?
And no Al fluffy is not the name of my penis. His name is Fred.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)