Nonononononooo.....
You don't do the smilie face thing, unless there is a smilie face that quite demonstrates the spittle of rage spewing forth from your face.

Just call him the complete and utter NHS Middle Management he is, suggest that he puts foward an initiative on all NHS Litratire to include a "Having trouble reading this with your bad eyesight, just ask a nurse to read it out for you." logo, and be done with it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

but that's mean!
oh. you *want* me to be mean.
But it's not very nice being mean.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Button it, flap head.

( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I'm well edgy, I'm just like Dr House.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

It's not Lupus.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

HAHAHA
But you ALWAYS have to consider it!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I can tell by the way your top button is undone that it could possibly by munchousens with cooshing syndrome.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

It's not cushings, it's Addisons.
You fail as a diagnostician
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

It's clearly
Undiagnosed leptospirosis.
( Cawl, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

First zoonotic case eva.
fact
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Which is why we didn't test for it.
Everybody lies.
He lied about not having sex with that squirrel.
( Cawl, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

And she lied about not fucking that deer tick

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)