Sorry to all cat lovers out there...
Cats proven officially stupid.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:17, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Two of your posts visible on one page,
home time I think.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

That's not a test of feline intelligence
that's training a cat to think that humans are stupid for testing them and deliberately choosing the wrong option so that we're surprised when they uprise and take over the world.

Spastic
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:23, Reply)

You're right
Why would they play along with our futile tests?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Dogs'll save us, as long as nobody drops a jar of peanut butter on the floor, or any squirals go past....
... or there are any trees in the area, or if there are any bones laying in the ground, or ....[etc].... oh fuck it, we're fucked.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:07, Reply)

I like the last line

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:44, Reply)

"Don't fully understand the relation between cause and effect"
Sounds exactly like Guardian readers to me. Vote Labour, employ cunts.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:49, Reply)

"We are so anthropomorphic we can't see the world through their eyes."
Of course we're anthropomorphic, for fuck's sake - by the very definition of the word, we couldn't be any more anthropomorphic.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:30, Reply)

oh the people-shaped peopliness of us all

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:18, Reply)

Unfortunately my cats are stupid.
But I think I've just got stupid cats.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)

You're not the only one
One of the most beloved cats I ever had was dumber than a brick wrapped in bacon.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 4:11, Reply)