My butthole is on fire!
Chronic diaorrhea all day and now it's just mucus and blood.
I can't wait to have my surgery!

What are you lot looking forward to?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, 16 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

You being fully recovered from the surgery and not discussing your fecal output on here
Hope it all goes alright love, can't be terribly pleasant for you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Getting that image out of my head

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Glastonbury

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Damn you
I wanted to get tickets... sadly I found out about it far too late. Me and mum both want to see Bruce!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)

Yep it'll be awesome,
I've got two weeks off work around it, and it'll be sunny and awesome and it wont rain and the toilets will be clean.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Clean toilets? At a festival?
Not sure I believe this...
( Maladicta, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)

I'm going to bed now,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)

Night Chompy :)

( Maladicta, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Having a week off work in July.
I have plans.

Hope you feel better soon sweetie x
( Maladicta, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Plans?
Me likes the sounds of this...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Big big plans.
And so cunning you could stick a tail on them and call them a weasel.
( Maladicta, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Damn, it's a crappy situation.
If you want any advice about that sort of thing, I've got quite a bit of experiance, but I would preffer to keep that part of my life off public.

I do hope they fix you though, you've always been a great person.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)

I'm looking forward to
no more posts about your arse.

No offence, forum banter etc
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

the blood
May be a concern if its occult eg not piles. You might want to talk to the proctologist about that.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:40, Reply)

That's what we're looking for, to
find out the root cause of all this.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:41, Reply)

Ummm...sorry about that post!
I was literally in tears when I posted it, it hurt soooooo badly!
I swear, they tell you to do one thing, it has the opposite effect and it's like "Fuck!" But if you don't eat what they tell you to eat it's even worse! It's a no win situation with botty problems!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 5:57, Reply)