you should really get on with your neighbours,
trying to annoy people because they said something to you is ridiculous.
Grow up.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:05, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

^ Not this.
I also had a neighbour who was an absolute miserable cunt. All the neighbours hated him. And baited him every chance they got. Wife-beating, child-abusing miserable cunt that he was.

EDIT: Try putting a lawn sprinkler on when he's in his garden. High fences are your friend, you can claim you never saw him.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

you fucking idiot,
who do you think he took his anger out on after you wound him up?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Not his wife and kids after a certain local policeman paid him a visit.
TBH it was only the kids I felt sorry for. And his wife's ex had them put on an at risk register. So winding him up was sport. He eventually moved out to avoid being arrested. Win.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

That happened to a family down the road from where I grew up, it was a copper who was doing all that shit.
I wonder what happened to them, one day the wife came knocking on our door, covered in bruises and blood, screaming blue-murder.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Oh yes, lets be really nice to the wife-beater in case we upset him and he beats his wife some more.
Yup! that would work.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

lets all bully bullys
that'll stop them bullying,
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

If you're a reasonable person and your neigbour is being a twat......then yes.
No-body else will do fuck all about it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

How about the police and social services?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Shall I die laughing now or would you like me to wait till I get home.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Sooner the better

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I thought you'd say that.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I'm sure some research
showed that it does indeed work.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Not in anything I've ever studied.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

FFS
You do leave yourself open don't you?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Don't we all?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

That would be why
the visit from the big hard policeman who threatened to tear him a new arsehole if he had any more complaints didn't work? Oh it did. Sorry.
The total cunt in question was a truly horrible man and, yes, a bully. He was well known for continuing with his horrendous behaviour until someone bigger and harder threatened him. Sometimes it's the only way.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I don't get people who beat their wifes....
... you wouldn't key your own car.

/Jimmy Carr.

Although, joking aside, you should have reported him, scum like that deserve whatever they get in the nick.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I accidentally keyed my car in the dark trying to put it in the lock
Damn my lack of remote locking.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Gutted
=P
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Meh, it's only a little scratch
And certainly not the worst mark on the car.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)