Zapiola!
I'm getting neck strain so I've moved here.
I want to say "Homage? You're all drunk! It's disgusting!"
What film?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hm
Bear in mind that for the last few days I've been sitting at my desk revising and working through the American Pie films (yes all of them, and no, alcohol didn't make them any better) and through Rambo...

...so I have to admit you've got me on that film quote...

EDIT: Dammit - its monty python isnt it... can't remember if its the holy grail or the life of brian
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Brian's mum
in the Life of Brian.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Life Of Brian, isn't it?

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Yay! Prize!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Sulks.
He's smaller than me so he should get a small prize
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I'll fight you for it.

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)

'Yous'
don't even know what it is. It could be a caramel keg. With fluff on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

That
would split the League... and allow the shorts to stage an uprising.

We could just go and buy some Brighton Rock instead?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Sounds a plan.
Rock is awesome.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I haven't
had rock for ages.

Or Candyfloss for that matter.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

When I went to Edinburgh with
Captain V, he bought a bucket of candyfloss from a service station.
It was horrible.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I would submit
that a bucket of anything bought from a service station is unlikely to be nice...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)

candy floss has gone down the nick

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)

SUGAR DUMMIES!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Sugar Mice
A friend of mine when to the local fish and chip shop the other day and got them to deep fry some cadburies creme eggs. That cannot be healthy...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)

deep-fried Wagon Wheels
are not disgusting.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)

You
have yet to convince me... wagon wheels are pretty horrible
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

they are
they're fucking vile.
Deep fried, however, they are a lot nicer than vile.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Do they
achieve mere unpalatability?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

up a bit...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

nice things come in small parcels
and many big potatoes are rotten in the middle.
Grandma taught me that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Spoken
with a Zen like assurance?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

and no teeth
yes. That was her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Zen-Grandmothers
are awesome.

Mine on the other hand gets drunk and abuses the methodist priest who lives opposite her.

She makes me proud.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

My dead-hard nana
has just died. She could knock men out with one punch. She was like Bender from Futurama. I wish I was like her. Maybe one day I could be... *stares into space and orders a Guinness*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Awww sorry to hear that...
I can't wait to be old... you get to be crazy and no one can stop you.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

to be fair
no-one stopped her when she was younger either.
She was nails.
I'm practising...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Hence
the steel norkage?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Exactly!
You have to have girder bras to be an iron lady
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Hmm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Iron_Woman
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Surely that did not happen?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I've never read it
but I remember reading the first one, the Iron Man, when I was a kid.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

The Iron man was ace
That one looks preposterous
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

"space-bat-angel-dragon"
That is one messed up creature...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Didn't it bleed jewels?

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I think
it might have done... rubies and emeralds if I remember
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

completely fucking mental bat-shit crazy lemur whippet ferret sloe loris
gnu
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Now
I would go to a zoo to see that
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Did you two create this spurious Wikipedia entry?
it's making my gnu look normal...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I have
many powers... but power over wikipedia is unfortunately as yet not one of them
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I can touch men's hair at gigs without them noticing
that's a power
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Yes
that is a power. A potentially creepy one, but a power nonetheless
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I can keep a seat either side of me free in the Tube
By looking and acting mental.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

To be fair
fat people can do that too
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Fair point.
Mental fat people win.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Ahh-suum!
I get mormons into trouble with their elders on buses, simply by eating an apple and singing along to Fleetwood Mac.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Do you
specifically search out mormons on buses? Are they easy to spot?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

They have a badge
with their name, their 'rank' and 'Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints' under that.
Is that mormons? Ish?

And I don't seek them out. They're just handed to me on a plate. On a bus.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I only
know one mormon, and he stopped being a mormon when he discovered alcohol, sex, and drugs, in that approximate order.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)

you don't
know Donnie Osmond. So stop lying.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Ha
No I don't know Donny Osmond... but I do know a fallen mormon
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)