It's not a lie
I've never seen you in the sunshine.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hmmm...
That's a fair point.
BUT A COINCIDENCE.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

I'll believe you on saturday.
Unless you crumble to dust. In which case I will feel vindicated.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Ok...
Where can I get Factor 10,000 suncream from?
I was trying to learn to play guitar earlier.
It was a terrible mess.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Did you use a knife
instead of your fingers?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Nope.
I used a pick.
But I'm simply not very good.
The strings are too close together. It feel all wrong!
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

aren't they called plectrums?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Er...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guitar_pick
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

No he meant an ice pick
If it's not sharp and metallic, he doesn't like it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Actually,
I do play bass with a metal pick normally.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

It's gonna rain on Saturday :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

No it isn't.
Yes it is.

No it isn't.

Etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)

it's not.
Oh

It cocking well is. Fuck that, Metcheck is always wrong. I have hope, this saturday will be sunny.

I'm doing the bacon explosion in the oven anyway and just crisping it on the BBQ, so we won't go without, don't worry.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

You want to be careful with that.
Getting spunk off a grill pan is nigh on impossible.

so i'm told
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

bbq fail

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

It's becuase I don't have a gas BBQ
Although, I don't really think they are BBQ's, they're just outdoor cookers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

correct,
you could still do it on a normal charcoal bbq you just need something to reflect the heat like some sheet metal. Also don't put it directly over the coals.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)

It's keeping the temperature relatively level
for over an hour which is nigh on impossible with a charcoal fire.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

and I thought you were a man...

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

But you met him on Saturday
How could you possibly think he was a man?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)

I thought that was an imposter.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:24, Reply)

Cool, I don't fancy food poisoning that much
My cheesecake will be all of the WIN
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

My "chips and dips" will be the finest in all the land.

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

Houmus?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Dunno.
I'll have to go to a shop. I don't live in London.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:24, Reply)

don't get the shit with additions like red pepper or whatever
it's almost always worse than normal houmus.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:27, Reply)

I was thinking salsa.
If I lived nearer, I'd make salsa. And houmus.
But it's not practical. Don't wanna take dips with me to a cowboy-rock gig on Friday night.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)

It's the pale skin that does it as well.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

I'll have you know that I got sun-burn at the weekend.
I now have a farmer-tan.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

What?
On your fangs?

Is it possible for enamel to tan?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

It's not a tan
it's a tea stain.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

tea precum stain
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Nah, that doesn't happen to me.

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

You are mistaspakkaman
AICMFP
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)