So, I left my wallet at home today.
I have enough money for either lunch or cigarettes.

I hate it when stuff like this happens.

What's pissed you off today? Other than Swine Flu.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:27, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Do people charge you?
To let you suck on their neck?

And what's pissed me off is that it's only Thursday.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Good god this
Why the fuck is it not the weekend yet?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

God knows...
that I'm going to Inverness on Saturday to watch Transformers 2 and get a rare KFC or Subway. Therefore he is purposely slowing down time to piss me off.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

If there was a subway around these parts, my life would be complete.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

And a sushi bar.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

There's a good sushi bar in London St. Pancras, if that helps...
Damn good sushi. Damn you- I want sushi now.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

How far away do you actually live from either of those things?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:39, Reply)

It's a tube or bus ride to eaither of them.
Unless you count Marks'n'Sparks sushi, which although is good, I've been spoilt by propper sushi now.

Fuck it, marks'n'sparks sushi for lunch it is, I'm going to have a little cry as I eat it though, wishing it was propper sushi.

Damn, my life sucks without proper sushi, this is the worst day of my life ever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Yeah well I'm 103 miles away
Fucking gash!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Where the feck do you live?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Wick!
www.freedomcharters.co.uk/map.jpg
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

ym
when she kicked me out of bed this morning
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Can you nick fags off someone you work with?
That's often what happens here, it all evens out eventually.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Nobody else here smokes.
The other downside is that if I don't get any today, I'll have none tonight.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Can't you get some after work?
Do you live somewhere shit?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I live somewhere incredibly shit.
Not even a village.
Three other houses.
My "neighbours" are a load of dead people in the graveyard.
No shops or anything.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Hmmm
Not even a village.
Three other houses.
Up a mountain
In a castle
With bats
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I wish to answer in the future tense.
The new QOTW.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

It might be good,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

but in reality it'll be shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

I'm gonna win it.
With lies.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I'd quite like to see if I can win it with a fake story
I doubt I could.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:43, Reply)

When I won it,
T'was with a true story.
It's all about how you write it though.
Line breaks optional.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Damn you Irish, I thought it had changed
shakes fist in cack handed manner
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I should have mentioned in this weeks one how I anounced on Club Reps that I lost my virginaty to a girl so big, you couldn't see her ankle straps.... in falaraki.
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

You still can...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:39, Reply)

I still need to answer this weeks one
I have an answer for once!

Shame it'll close before I bother though.
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Not much really.
Servers aren't working they way they are supposed to, but that's about normal. I'm quite happy at the moment, and planning a housewarming. All good, really.

*contented sigh*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Nothing has pissed me off
Yet.

So far so good...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Also, work is pissing me off massively
*grumps about a bit*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I'll delete my post and join in here.
Background noise. That's what's pissing me off today. It's getting right on my tits in fact.

Online.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Argh, everything
- It's not the weekend yet.
- I did something monumentally retarded in the lab and fucked up two days worth of work, which I will have to repeat before going on holiday on Saturday, despite there a) not being two days between then and now and b) not having started to pack or tidy my flat, neither of which I will be able to do tonight as I will be working late.
- Some numpty on ebay has sent me something which is very clearly not what I bid on and paid for and is refusing to get back to me.

raaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh.
(berk, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)