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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
sounds like an STD,
but probably just an Internet virus.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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17 years ago)
Have you tried turning yourself off,
then turning yourself back on again?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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I can turn myself on
But not off without you around.
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Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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*reboots*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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*attempts percussive maintenance*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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Cold shower, wank, cold shower, wank
lather, rinse repeat
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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these are my plans for this afternoon.
I approve.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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Does this mean
"have you tried having a wank"?
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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