I don't even dislike VC
But I missed out on the fun of the last thread so thought I'd tell everybody about my suspiciously similar situation in hope of a similarly entertaining thread developing.
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:08, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I don't hink anyone dislikes VC but bloody hell.
There were some straws grabbed in that thread.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

strawgrabbing is a classic symptom
of False Authority Syndrome.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Really?
What are the other symptoms?
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Sometimes you get a rash
Occasionally a swollen genitals.

The best treatment is a 3 week course of MTFU.
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

It comes from an old article on computer viruses
but applies right across the Internet.

The word best describing such a sufferer is "ultracrepidarian". FACT! (Or is it? Hmmm.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

She gets pedantic when she gets defensive
Even if she doesn't mean to it provokes the people she's being defensive towards to get pedantic too. Good old vicious circles eh?
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Shes a likeable young loon
But she was digging and digging in that thread
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)