I went to this café today
and the waitress said "what would you like?"
and I was like "I want a grilled cheese sandwich with some sweet chilli sauce"
and she was like "and what do you want?" to my friend*
and my friend was all like "Oh I want so and so" I don't really know what they said I wasn't listening or caring,
and then the waitress was like "so that's one grilled cheese sandwich and one whatever it was"
and I was like "Oh for fucks sake, I KNOW what I want, why do you have to ASK me twice, I did just TELL you you know!"
but she was all like walking away and giving in my order and stuff so she probably didn't hear and then she brought me back my sandwich and whatever my friend ordered and I was like "Oh thanks for that" and like rolling my eyes and I like walked out and stuff.

So, I'm eating grilled cheese sandwiches, what's everyone else doing?

*may be factually incorrect, the subject may not have any friends
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:12, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I want a grilled cheese sandwich now you cunt

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I've just had leftover bolognaise from last night
Hooray for the technological triumphs of tupperware and microwave ovens!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Did you just say you had leftover bolognaise from last night??
Are you sure?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Erm, yes...
Pretty sure.

Actually it wasn't left over as we made about two and a half kilos worth of the stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Don't you roll your eyes at me you ungrateful bitch
*edit* and perhaps you haven't seen this mornings thread ;)
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

*facepalms*
A bit slow today TDW. I've only just caught up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Let me help you with that facepalming
It's a new hobby of mine
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)

What is your fucking problem al?
you autistic spanner.
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Someone hasn't seen this morning's thread clearly

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

My boss just asked if I wanted a drink
so I said yeah a chocomilk please, and she said chocomilk? And I was like FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES JUST LISTEN
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

I'm doing a lap of honour in my pants
for making the best of page with a photo.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Beadlebecky!
Not as good as vectortits.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

/yawns
new joke please Al. Something original. You're not funny when you don't try.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

So I see Wormulus has become bored with talk already and is back here again.
Lucky us.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

I thought he'd just left full stop?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

I thought he left for good?
I take it there was no deluge of fanmail pleading for his return.

So he must've returned I guess!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

ooh, new question

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)

I take it my suggestion for:
"The most semen you've ejaculated in one day (in milli-litres)" was rejected :(

Mine? About 500ml, almost a pint.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Nor my midget related one, it seems.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I just read your suggestion
And that is a cracking, if disgusting story.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Ask ancrenne, Lab and clendrix about last Sunday...
They nearly choked on their lunches as it was being told.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

RARE BLUD !
I swarez to you man, dat same thin' 'applened to me one time too ! Rare bruvs', it's like we are totally tight'n'shit, bear jokes !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)