Lets see
- Most recent ex: No contact. Not sure I could care less what happens to her.
- Ex before that: No contact. Would like to get back in contact with her but it's not worth the risk (I'd hate me trying to get in contact to upset her). I really hope everything is going great for her.
- Before that: Get on very well but only speak infrequently. Going for drinks for her birthday tonight.
- Before that: Still in contact. We stopped talking for about a year after she cheated on the guy she dated after me, with me. We're back in contact now and I'll be seeing her tonight for the first time in close to two years.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

V is soooo getting laid tonight

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Nah
The ex who's birthday it is had a boyfriend and the other has put on weight...

Plus I'd probably get hit by somebody if I did that.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

OMG, so you're against fucking a fattie
I expected better from you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Hmmm
I think the largest person I've slept with would be size 14.

Maybe I do discriminate...
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Clearly yes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Lets face it.
Anyone bigger would squish him.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

*ahem*
I don't think I'd fit into a size 14. Think again.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Filthy internet lies

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

This thread and my post
Has just reminded me that when I was out with my rubbish ex once, it was cold so I gave her my jacket.
It didn't fit her :\
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Ha!
If I told that story it'd be shit 'cause I'm so wee but you're HUGE. How big was your rubbish ex?!
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

5'2...

( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

5'2" square?

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Something like that, yeah.
*sighs*

It wasn't even like she had a good personality.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Silly vampires

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

*shudders*
But yeah, since then I've realised that I'm actually AMAZING, and deserved way better. And got it.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

That you did
You're lucky to be dating me!
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Shut your mouth
And put the mask back on, shit-bag.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Either you two fuck each other now or shut the hell up

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

You gonna make us?

( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

He wasn't there at DiT's stag bash
:(
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I'm sure you'll see each other again

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Lots of body
= lots of veins full of blood.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

No Fat Chicks

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)