Question for the non virgins...not many of you I know
How many are you in touch with your ex's still? Are things amicable or do you secretly/not so secretly wish death and syphilis upon them and their next partner?

Edit: For the virgins, so you can contribute...I had a BMT Subway for lunch and it was most tasty, what did you have?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:40, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

All except one,
not regular contact or anything but say hello every so often that sort of stuff.

edit: I haven't got any cash on me so I'll have to get food at the pub after work.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Erm... one of them.
My ex fiancee wanted to be friends, despite what she'd been up to. So yes, hellfire, death and the crotch rot is wished on that one. Then there was the crazy ginger, who wasn't so bad, we just lost contact. Shame really, she was quite pleasant when she wasn't mental. Then there's my most recent ex. Despite many and frequent hints, she will not fuck off. I didn't need to wish for any flange destroying illnesses on her, I heard she needs to visit the STI clinic soon. Silly arse.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:42, Reply)

I don't
Speak to my ex but that's mainly because his girlfriend after me wouldn't let him talk to me. They got married just under a year ago, (I wasn't invited) and now they are getting a divorce! Eep.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

She's on my facebook
But I have no contact with her now.

We've sorted everything out but there's simply no need for me to talk to her again. So I don't.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I'm in touch with one ex only
Things are amicable although there's still the odd touch of longing and wistfulness on both our parts to go back to how things were.

The other three ex's, I don't keep in touch with, for various reasons. All of them I wish hellfire and death and other fun things on them though.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I think things are amicable with most of them
and I've just drifted out of touch with them as the years have gone by.

There is one, however, who I think I was just slightly satisfied to hear has not gone on to lead a particularly happy and fruitful existence since she abandoned me. (The story of that one is probably still on my profile, in fact) I try not to wish ill of people, and I never tried to seek revenge for the way I was treated, but I must admit to feeling the slightest shiver of poetic justice about it. Meh, I'm only human.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I know what
you mean about poetic justice. I did sort of chuckle to myself when my ex got a divorce. His new girly was just far too controlling for it to last.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Though in your case
it sounds less like it was because your ex was a cunt and more because his subsequent girlfriend was a controlling, mentalist bitch*. Or was it actually that he was also a cunt and they were just made for each other?


*_{she wasn't my ex, was she?}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Haha
That would be quite freaky if she was your ex!! :S

Well he was a bit of a prat to be honest, but I blame his crappy upbringing for his current mental state rather than anything else.

I am still waiting for him to come out of the closet to be honest, as are most of his mates. Oh well.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

You reckon he was gay?
If he comes out, does that make his now-ex-wife a lesbian?

_{And yes, it would be freaky if they were the same woman. His ex wasn't Chinese, was she?}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Ooooh good point
maybe she is a lesbian, perhaps thats why their marriage ended??

I do indeed think that he is gay and also gently mucked up in the head department. He'll have to sort that one out on his own though, he's not the sort to take advice/help from others.

Hehe no she's not Chinese *phew* how scared would you have been if I had said yes!? :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

If you'd said yes,
I think my heart might have skipped a beat as it might mean she was back in the country...shortly after I stopped speaking to her she fucked off to a job in Singapore, and last I heard she'd been around a variety of different finance-type jobs in various different countries. If she comes back this way...well, I won't have a nice word to say to her. But I'd least I'd be able to explain why I believed her to be a dyke. Bet that would make for an interesting rendez-vous.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)

One of my exes
Is really good friends with my wife. Bugger.
The rest? Well it was long ago and in a different country...........
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:45, Reply)

As in the person you lost your virginity to
or just exes in general?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

just answer the lunch question al,
I can't take anymore of your lies.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:47, Reply)

I had chicken rolls and some Pepparomi.
I might have a cup of tea soon.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I was calling you a virgin by the way,
not sure if you noticed that cutting insult.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

All the ex's that had an impact

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:49, Reply)

As in all the ones that hit me?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

something like that
I didn't want to stir up horrific memories by being specific
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I'm not in touch with any of my exes.
Restaining orders are a bitch.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Lets see
- Most recent ex: No contact. Not sure I could care less what happens to her.
- Ex before that: No contact. Would like to get back in contact with her but it's not worth the risk (I'd hate me trying to get in contact to upset her). I really hope everything is going great for her.
- Before that: Get on very well but only speak infrequently. Going for drinks for her birthday tonight.
- Before that: Still in contact. We stopped talking for about a year after she cheated on the guy she dated after me, with me. We're back in contact now and I'll be seeing her tonight for the first time in close to two years.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

V is soooo getting laid tonight

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Nah
The ex who's birthday it is had a boyfriend and the other has put on weight...

Plus I'd probably get hit by somebody if I did that.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

OMG, so you're against fucking a fattie
I expected better from you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Hmmm
I think the largest person I've slept with would be size 14.

Maybe I do discriminate...
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Clearly yes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Lets face it.
Anyone bigger would squish him.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

*ahem*
I don't think I'd fit into a size 14. Think again.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Filthy internet lies

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

This thread and my post
Has just reminded me that when I was out with my rubbish ex once, it was cold so I gave her my jacket.
It didn't fit her :\
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Ha!
If I told that story it'd be shit 'cause I'm so wee but you're HUGE. How big was your rubbish ex?!
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

5'2...

( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

5'2" square?

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Something like that, yeah.
*sighs*

It wasn't even like she had a good personality.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Silly vampires

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

*shudders*
But yeah, since then I've realised that I'm actually AMAZING, and deserved way better. And got it.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

That you did
You're lucky to be dating me!
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Shut your mouth
And put the mask back on, shit-bag.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Either you two fuck each other now or shut the hell up

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

You gonna make us?

( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

He wasn't there at DiT's stag bash
:(
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I'm sure you'll see each other again

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Lots of body
= lots of veins full of blood.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

No Fat Chicks

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Nope
Not one of them. Was in touch with the ex wife for a bit until she met her now husband; now I don't hear a peep apart from what I get about her progress from a colleague that used to work with her.

I don't wish death or fetid nastiness upon her, but that's kind of a moot point anyway since she's staring death in the face already.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Hmm...
My most recent ex I'm still in pretty regular contact with. She's awesome.

My previous ex was a terrible mistake. Not heard from her in ages. Deliberately. Er... She was not awesome.

Before that, not in contact with any of 'em.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

First point seconded.
She is indeed awesome.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Yep indeed.

( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)

All of them
* I'm going to my first long-term gf's wedding in Sept (7yr relationship)
* My last-but-one gf (5 year relationship) asked me down to hers in Surrey because her flatmate was away last weekend 'for dinner and a chat' - I bottled it
* The court dictates that whenever I see my daughter her mother (16 week relationship) is present
* It seems finishing with my most recent gf (on and off for 2-3 years) is proving somewhat difficult to effectively communicate - she wants to come up next week 'for a cuddle'

In truth I think I'm better off cutting my cock off and cooking it, Armin Miewes-style...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Hell no
Couldn't stand them when we were together
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Nope
Don't really move in the same circles / visit the same bars as I used to.

BMT on a friday? When they're not Sub of the Day? Pushing the boat out a bit, aren't we?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

VIRGIN

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

its a fair cop guvnor
womens boobs are like sacks of sand etc
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I see two of them and they're still my friends
But I was never in a long-term relationship with either of them, so I dunno if they count as exes.
We're completely non-flirting close friends though, and it's nice.
All my other exes, I'd like erased please.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Going backwards:
Most recent ex: Yeah, I talk to him, and I like him, and I think he's awesome. I've let him know that if he ever needs help or advice or anything, I'd be there for him. Offered him no-strings sex, but he didn't want to take me up on that, strangely enough.
NY Guy: wasn't going out with him, but I haven't spoken to him since I left the house without saying goodbye. He's a nice guy though, and I would if I were drunk enough again.
Ex I slept with: oh god. He hates me, I'm annoyed with him, we occasionally meet up and fuck. It's not exactly cordial, but yanow.
First boyfriend (and first almost everything): I love him to bits. He's dating a close friend of mine, and we get on really well. We locked ourselves in the bathroom at NY while I was throwing up and cried for ages. I've not seen him in an age though.

I've not really had many exes. I'm not good with relationships :( Don't wish crotchrot, though, usually I jsut want them to be happy.
*violins*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

ummm
I ate a frankfurter out of a hooker's arsehole
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Still live with most recent one, renewed contract, amicable 99% of the time
One before that, b3tan, still get on well, talk occasionally.
One before that can fuck right off and get syphilis for all I care. Cunt.
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Lunch?
Skipped lunch today.

As for exes? Hrm. Still in vauge contact with some of them, in that talk once or twice a year sense. Apart from one who was just... evil. Self centred as a gyroscope, miserable, manipulative and emotionaly stunted. Yeah. I kinda cut contact with her. Fun times!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

I don't keep in touch with any of my exs
I felt ill will to one of them, but I grew up quickly, and now wish her all the best.
I suspect they all think I should die, but I refuse to!
( gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 19:21, Reply)