Oi VC, I've moved over here
I shall prepare my saddle. You need to bring your own goad.

Ah lowness is my enemy.

I can see a rat in my garden. Yay?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:28, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

my own what sorry?
rats are not good. they are disease infested vermin. Put bait out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

put it in the stock...
along with the goad.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

A goad is a stick with which you goad on a mule or a bullock
like a horsewhip except not so classy
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I don't think I could hold onto one of them and balance at the same time.
trust me, I'll be clinging on for dear life!
Have you not heard the tales about my balance?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I do
hear that it was up for sale on E-bay and only got 3 bids...

There could be stirrups... why am I trying to turn myself into some sort of manhorse?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Because you love being ridden,
and ridden hard. That's why.

And I wouldn't be surprised! just the other day my cat managed to make me fall while I was putting on my knickers in the morning. He jumped out of nowhere, I got a fright, and fell on my bum.
/elegant
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Ha
well possibly.

The whipping is usually optional tho'.

Wow... so you really do have no balance? Or a very scary cat.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Kind of both - my cat is a bit of a mental.
but I'm known for my lack of balance and clumsiness. I'm especially well known for falling up/down stairs at school, tripping, falling over my own feet. I also can't stand on two feet with my eyes closed without swaying like I'm drunk.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I used
to date a girl who kept on tripping over things.

She also used to try to keep on talking when swigging from a bottle of water... that didn't go well
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

hmmm
I used to be given leads in musicals because I could sing, but they always put me at the back or gave me the easiest possible steps because I couldn't dance to save my life.
I quit last year and haven't looked back. I resented those horrible dances.

EDIT: I also do that talking and drinking water thing. You'd think I'd've learned by now...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Meh
I can't sing or dance.

I can, however, do strange things with my thumbs as they are double jointed.

I do, however, have to discover a way of making profit from this.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Circus time!
come on, I'll join you, I'm really really reaaaaaaaaaaally bendy freakishly flexible.

I can skip with my own arms. fact.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)

i thought maybe you meant goat...
which would be tastey in stock.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Lie-yerrrrrrrrr
:p
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

goat be tastey aminal.
vey tastey aminal.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

This is true
goat does taste nice.

Most animals do though.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

/hasn't ever eaten goat
/isn't sure that she wants to
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

i love asking christian vegetarians why THEIR GOD made animals
so very tastey?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Because he has a deep sense of irony
forbidden fruit?

Use it to lure the animals in.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

tis a test
and eve failed because she didn't want to be a dumb fuck slag all her life. power to her, even if her smarts cost her the garden of eden.

ALTHOUGH, her own garden of eden would have been fairly enjoyable I'm sure!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Hmn
I think a slag has to have more than one man... they would have had to be monogamous unless Adam was giving God a reach around...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I bet he was the filthy grot,
I bet he still does, haven't you ever wondered why people say "oh God!" when having intimate super fun happy times together?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

You know
gods a pervert.

I bet he watches people on the toilet.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I bet he does too,
don't those really really zealoty types always say "God is always with you"? Ick! some guy in white flowing robes 'as been watching me have vampyrecat time!
/covers self with sheets
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

You
have magic anti-god sheets?

I need those sheets!

The tinfoil isnt working
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

No I have normal bed sheets,
I just hope he can't see me through them. :(

Anywho - I'm going to fuck off and have a bath and give god the finger (fnarr) by having lots and lots of bubbles in it!

I'll be back later poppets!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Right oh
have fun, don't lose yr balance in the bath.

Hmm... I have editing to do... fun fun fun
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

shut up!
that was last week. I slipped while trying to get out. Damn those bubbles! they'll always get me one way or another!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:04, Reply)

unless Adam was giving God a reach around...
LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Oh golly, but would he be able to reach?
isn't god meant to be like...HUGE? just, in general?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

No
he'd be very very small.

The creation of the universe is just the buying of a Ferrari writ large.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

God, renowned for his Girth!
has a ring to it...

anyway, i've got stuffs to do so possibly back in a while...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)