Never trust a nokia
or rub another man's rhubarb
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So you're saying that
rubbing another man's rhubarb is as bad as trusting a Nokia? Can you give me a second fruit/friction based simile for the samsung to help me compare? You're making the most sense out of everyone so far.
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Buy a blackberry
That's a fruit
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Is rubbing that ok?
(Obviously, so long as it was my blackberry)
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

if it's your own blackberry, then you may rub it as much as you wish
you may find it leaves unsightly stains though, but it's your choice. I prefer to caress mine.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Blackberrys
Suck. Period.

Ergh, you've reminded me that I have to lug one around, and may even have to use it. Sheesh.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Technically
Rhubarb is a vegetable, not a fruit.

/pedant
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

I didn't call it a vegetable
the mong who can't choose a phone by themselves did.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:40, Reply)

I know
It was a reply to YellowFever. I think.

*gets ruler out to check vertical alignment*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

My Nokia is awesome
It's never let me down.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)