Hiccups, not good.
Planning to take a sickie wednesday (although, if all goes right I won't be able to walk anyway). Laying in some of the groundwork now. Also, stroking my handy trout.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:07, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Who says you were going to work anyway?
I decide if you go to work or not, not you. I might have plans for you.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Yes mistress
Do you wish me for anything on wednesday?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Wednesday is shaping up to be a crap day at work.
Therefore I will require my slave to be on hand with tea and biscuits (only chocolate ones; plain is punishable by six of the best and one for each offending biscuit) and footrubs. And to draw me a bath when I return from work.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Understood.
I will run before your bus to make sure your bath is ready and waiting. Before that, tea, double chocolate biscuits and foot massages will be on hand.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Good boy. Very good.
If you continue such exemplary behaviour, you may help Mistress undress at bathtime. If you misbehave between now and then, you shall be attached to the sink by your lead just out of reach.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Ummm...
Is there something you two should be telling us?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

We-ell...

( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Well?
* taps fingers on desk *

* watches Hair Pot break free of his shackles and run away from the corner of my eye *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Aw, shit!
*legs it*
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

* all of a sudden feels lonely *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

You're taking a sicky for hiccups??
Mind you, if they go on till Wednesday, its probably justified
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Taking a sickie for something else
The hiccups seem to be karma striking early.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Wasn't there some guy who had hiccups for 10 years or something?
I want to rage if I have them for 10 minutes.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)