I would just like to say,
Я не русск.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:24, 57 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Da
We know you're not Russian :)

ß íå ðóññê = ja ne russye (phonetic) = I'm not Russian.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Fuck you
Or something.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Glasnost!
Er... Stolichniya!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

да!
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)

ya soshla s uma!
EDIT:
Я сошла с ума
Woot!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Change your sig
Or quit trying to be Russian.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Do something interesting then,
And I'll stop having to amuse myself.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Sorry
Bit too busy to fellate you right now.

Surely if you're a mod you can amuse yourself in better ways. That is if you really are a mod! Where is our proof? Until I see some sort of special mod sig or icon you're just a russian vampire whore to me.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Yeh. Yeh.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

eh?

( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Heh.

( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I don't understand
Why wont you leave me alone?!
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Just 'cause you don't have icons
!
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

You're the sheep,
And I'm the Wolf.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I hate you
And you too Clendrix.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Fuck it
Kaol update your profile.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Button it, cunt flap.

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Profile?
It's all current data.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

You mong
Click update your profile.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

OH YOU FUCKING DIDN'T
WHY??????????????
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

'cause I'm nice
Unlike people that punch me.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I'm going to punch you even fucking harder for this

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I was going to wait until he noticed on his own
And never let him know who got them but I got annoyed with waiting after 10minutes. I tried to encourage him to update his profile so he'd notice but I had no luck and couldn't be bothered coming up with more ideas.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

He's still too dim to tell.
I've even changed my sig already.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

What?
You can block adverts?
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Oh you are such a mong

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I think I know what you're getting at.
But... Nothing goin' on in my profile.
Remember someone ages back whining about his icon not appearing for weeks? Maybe it's not instant?
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Perhaps
I'm sure I got mine within a couple of minutes when I did it.

I hope I haven't monged it up
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

*sighs*

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

It's not so bad
To not notice something IF THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
*tuts*
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I double checked I'd typed Kaol correctly
Then made sure I clicked the right paypal button. So it has to have worked. I'll be sad if it hasn't.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Give it a while, I guess!
Or I'll do what that guy did and post "WHERE'S MY ICON!!???!!?" every few minutes.

Either way, thank you muchly, Mr. Catface.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Maybe you're not as awesome as you thought

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

concurs
a mongity mongity mong
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

This post comes second only to Edmund's post...
under the huge Eds Meds post on BGB's thread.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

See above...

( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

russian vampire whores
*drool*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Yob t'voyu maht.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

*gasps*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

But
Ym is so much easier.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Onya Backyabitch

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I'm getting very angry at you ! Look, I've had it up to here *raises hand horizontaly to neck level* with you.
Look at it ! it's shaking ! Look how angry I am !!! I'm even going to say "GRRRRRRR" in capitals !

You've awakened the beast inside me, Koal, it's on the loose now.

Watch. Your. Inter-back.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

On a side-note,
Seeing as I generated a thread of pure junk, I think that the phrase "I'm gonna punch you right in the fuck-nub" isn't used enough.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

and because of this junk thread,
I've realised that Tatu songs aren't respected enough.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

укомплектуйте личным составом fuck вверх
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

âàøà ìóìèÿ
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

dydh dah

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

manko

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

ai shiteru, becky

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

What you call me woman?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

It's Japanese.

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Babelfish no like
FANK YOU

ai shiteru Clendrix
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Ed는 쏠 필요가 있는 지독한 여성 성기이다
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)