In response to the cat thread I posted below
the chosen solution is lion shit

www.crocus.co.uk/product/_/tools/pest-control/silent-roar-lion-manure/classid.2000004185/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:10, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Right
cos that wont smell worse than cat shit at all. BIG CAT SHIT
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Caution
Stinks of ammonia. Do NOT take a big whiff just to see what it smells like.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Interesting
The fear of lions must be in cat ROM, as it were, because (with the possible exception of the odd cat living near a zoo) it's highly unlikely that a British moggy would ever have encountered a lion to make the association between a big scary beast and the smell of its crap.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Crap is another form of communication.
It's a message to say 'Hi, I'm a bigger predator than you and I'm gonna fuck you up if you come round these parts again'
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Yes
but how do they know it's come from a big predator and not a small impostor if they haven't seen it?

Other than a correlation between shite size, arsehole diameter and therefore animal size. But I don't think cats can reason at that level.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Ok...
When a cat takes a crap, there's a certain amount of "scent" in it.
The more scent there is, the bigger the cat is perceived to be.
Lion shit has a recognisable scent to a cat, due to the relatedness.
But it's about 500x stronger.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

at least this crap is dried and stuff and I know where it would be
just read some reviews though, and most say that it seems to act like a challenge. so back to the drawing board
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I posted this before I think
but wolf piss is the way forward.
All the cool kids are doing it these days.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Try this...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8116176.stm
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

No offence or anything, but fuck this shit, I'm off to do some work.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)