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Please!

Edit - come on your workshy cunts. Don't tell me i'm on EVERYONES ignore list?

Edit Edit - Alright, lets all say a rude word together, that will be FUN won't it.

Edit Edit Edit - If you reply and talk to me I will post a picture of my cock.

Edit Edit Edit Edit - The replies seem to be drying up again.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:34, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OH HAI BECKY!
EDIT: Sorry. Hi Al.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

*waves*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

So...
What've you done to piss everyone off?
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Dunno
I think it's becky. She turned them all against me.

Also, I'm an unnacceptable bully.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Cock please

( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

pfffffffft

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

You're such a cunt
*waves*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Also, I'm worried about you.
This post has a definite bert-flavour to it.
You're not gonna vanish up your own arse too, are you?
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

It's too late
I already have.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Oh.
Well, warn me if you're gonna develop a deep and burning hatred for me, so I can add you to The List.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I've had a deep and burning hatred for you
ever since you violated my mouth with your tangy tongue.

I've been plotting your downfall ever since.

That's why I made my bacon explosion out of AIDZ.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Oh...
Well, at least I don't have to worry about giving AIDZ to my girlfriend, if we've both got it...

Also, isn't it Good AIDZ if you get it through no fault of your own?
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Yeah, you're okay on that front.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Good enough for me.
Business as usual.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I've been concerned about this for a week or two
So long as he keeps making bacon explosions I'm not too bothered though.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

*sadfaces*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Be happy with your role
Poor V has to get ravaged by the Irish.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

He doesn't have to
it's like volunteering with special kids, it's putting something back into the community.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Then taking it out and donating his charity all over her chebs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

and buttocks

and hair
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

It's a tough job
But somebody has to protect this country from those Northern Irish terrorist scum!
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

yeah,
do it for the cuntery.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)

check this out
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jun/24/homophobia-racism-northern-ireland

You bunch of bigots.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I have to keep telling myself that
It's the only way I can get through it without breaking down in tears.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)

tears make the best lube

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

MOAR BACONS

( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

*bacon sadfaces*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

That's much better
*noms*

Mmmm. Salty.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

AAAAAAGGHH YOU EATED MY SADFACE!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Are you sad because my threads are always more popular than yours?
and not just because I'm a girl ONLINE on the internet, in her pants.

Sorry, I was at the opticians getting my FREE dolescum eye check up. I have 20/20 vision. Next step, become a pilot to piss off DiT
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I'm sad becuase you didn't gaz me a picture of your tits.
I had to go to bed and look at real ones instead.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I never promised you a picture of my tits
Your lady companion's are bigger anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

So? It would still have been a nice gesture.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

If you'd asked then maybe, but you just presumed like everyone else on here
so no. No Beckytittyfuntimes for you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Like asking would get you anywhere.
It's all about hiding in the tree with a telephoto lens.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

There are no trees near me failboy
just telephone poles. Don't get ideas, I saw you on the balcony last night
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Shame
Must've been very annoying having to take your top off to wank over your moobs.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I was topless
as soon as I got home yesterday.

I was very hot and needed to cool down.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

*pays*
*knocks you down*

*breaks your glasses*

*takes money back*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Typical bloody merkin behaviour.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

don't be such a pussy

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I've just got out of a three hour meeting
Am I too late to pay attention?
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Yes.
He's a very naughty boy and should be punished.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I like doing this kind of thing.

( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

You're always in time to pay me attention
as long as you're really offensive at the same time.

When was the last time you visited another European Country?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)

AGES A FUCKING GO
Not since last week.
Just booking flights to Spain though.
SPAIN!
*flies off without a care in the world*
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)