Also, I'm worried about you.
This post has a definite bert-flavour to it.
You're not gonna vanish up your own arse too, are you?
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:40, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

It's too late
I already have.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Oh.
Well, warn me if you're gonna develop a deep and burning hatred for me, so I can add you to The List.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I've had a deep and burning hatred for you
ever since you violated my mouth with your tangy tongue.

I've been plotting your downfall ever since.

That's why I made my bacon explosion out of AIDZ.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Oh...
Well, at least I don't have to worry about giving AIDZ to my girlfriend, if we've both got it...

Also, isn't it Good AIDZ if you get it through no fault of your own?
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Yeah, you're okay on that front.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Good enough for me.
Business as usual.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I've been concerned about this for a week or two
So long as he keeps making bacon explosions I'm not too bothered though.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

*sadfaces*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Be happy with your role
Poor V has to get ravaged by the Irish.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

He doesn't have to
it's like volunteering with special kids, it's putting something back into the community.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Then taking it out and donating his charity all over her chebs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

and buttocks

and hair
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

It's a tough job
But somebody has to protect this country from those Northern Irish terrorist scum!
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

yeah,
do it for the cuntery.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)

check this out
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jun/24/homophobia-racism-northern-ireland

You bunch of bigots.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I have to keep telling myself that
It's the only way I can get through it without breaking down in tears.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)

tears make the best lube

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

MOAR BACONS

( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

*bacon sadfaces*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

That's much better
*noms*

Mmmm. Salty.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

AAAAAAGGHH YOU EATED MY SADFACE!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)