Tough choices.
Me: Maggie Gyllenhaal, or else that bird from The Crying Game - the one with the cock.
Weapon: Robot vacuum cleaner pimped into a killing machine.
Music: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves by Cher.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:53, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I like Maggie
I would risk hooverdeath to get with her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)

There would be a secret 'back door' for hacking into the vacuum cleaner via bluetooth.
Also, they share a weakness with daleks.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

I'd give bluejacking the Hoover a go
Then have a crack at Maggie's backdoor

badum-tish!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)

I set you up beautifully for that.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

And I'm grateful
For that, mid-shag, I'll tell Maggie that you're prettier
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

This is merely your attempt at rodeo sex.
I'm thinking you aren't being all that generous.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)

You wound me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)

You haven't seen my knee have you?
*bleeds*
( Captain V, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

*hands you a manitary towel*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I know your game
You'd say that to get your nose to grow so that you could do special things with it.
( Captain V, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Don't knock nasal til you've tried it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)