hmmmmmmm
Apologies if I start sprouting/typing weird stuff - I'm drugged up to the eyeballs on diclofenac and codeine forte. It made me go a bit odd earlier when I took my first round.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:25, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Your clothes.
Your boots.
And your motorcycle.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)

are you sure?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)

are you sure?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

are you sure?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

*pulls out shotgun*

( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Falls over a dog

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

He should have asked for his Honda Accord

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Fuck this shit.
I'm off to Spain.
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Already?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Booking it baby!
Booking it with a credit card and a free will.
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

When are you leaving, today?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Sadly not.
But I am going to wander down the road for a pedicure and pretend it's because I'm going somewhere fabulous.
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I always do when I get my toes done or eyebrows threaded

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Oh the glamour!
I'm having afternoon tea with three sexy, glam ladies on Saturday so I must make an effort
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Is VC ignoring me?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaahahahaha
Of course not - you're adorable.
*tickles under chin*
*kicks in nuts*
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Awwwww
*giggles*
*whimpers and crys*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)

no am not ignoring
just don't give a fuck about the visa stuff anymore.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

I was just wondering
since you didn't reply to any of my hilarious comments further down the page.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

just couldn't be fucked.
plus these drugs have the added bonus of making me all happy and loving and I have yet to feel angry/upset while on this.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

You should take them before you open any post from the UK Home Office

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

snorts

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I'd better go now hadn't I

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I honestly don't really care.
/hugs.
/falls asleep on Al
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Poor Spain :(

( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Absolutely!
Precisely, poor gays in the gay bar that my flatmate chooses for his birthday venue.
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Hahahaha!
That's a mighty fine idea!
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

and a ninja to accompany him

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

...
I want your modem, your karate book and your Honda Accord?
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Let him keep the clothes
There are some people I NEVER want to see naked.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I think this guys a couple cans short of a six-pack!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

woah calmm down.
I'm just apologising in case I make a twit of myself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Hmmm
Some might say you should do that everyday!
( Captain V, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

To be fair this is b3ta
Where twit-like behaviour is actively encouraged..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

mmmmmmmmm i know
I just don't want to go on a rampage of twittishness.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Why are you on the internet instead of resting then?
serious question
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

TAKING THE INTERNET TOO SERIOUSLY

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

duh

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)

am resting.
but drugs haven't kicked in enough to make me fall asleep yet. slept a lot today.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

What's sparked the need for pharmaceutical cocktails?
Accident or illness?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

She was caught
drawing on childrens faces with felt tip pens.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Now that's an amusing passtime

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Or pleasure seeking?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

pleasure/attention...it's all the same

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Look who's talking
It would be funny if it weren't actually hurtful - watching you desperate to get the attention she gets. Knowing that she gets it because she's a genuinely nice person, and you get it because you demand it like a little playground bully.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)

have torn a muscle in my back
quite badly so. Did it yesterday, got through the day in a haze of pain and tried to cope with heat packs, hot showers, pain killers. Mum took me to a&e this morning cos I woke up and couldn't bend, twist, lift anything, couldn't lift or drop my head or anything without spasms of pain.

So yes. Am drugged to the eyeballs to stop the pain.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Continuing the manics theme
Drug drug druggy
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Lets hope there won't be
Roses in the Hospital.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Although I heard drinking
Ocean Spray, can relieve some symptoms.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

INTERNET LIES

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Yeeeech!
Hope you feel better soon. Make people do things for you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Dont go mad on the codine...
I couldn't crap for 4 days after those buggers
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

That's why I was given laxatives too...
I have to take them once a day.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

*makes comedy farting noises with his hands*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

TMI
We're not German, you know.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

If we were
we would have those toilets with a shelf in so you can inspect your poo before flushing it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Oh that reminds me...
I left some of mine on your shelf for you to look at.
Your bookshelf, that is.
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I wondered who's that was
I kept it in the fridge in case your want it back
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

How thoughtful.

( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Shall I post it to you?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)

No, just smear it on the windows of the 184 that I had to wait 25 minutes for.

( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

don't mention the war!

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

I've never had a problem with Codeine - great for back pain
Although I do eat a lot of bran and wholegrain.

/perhaps a bit too much info
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

No such thing as too much info on b3ta.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

then you'll be keen to hear
aaaaaaaalll about my PRE-CUM situation
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

that doesn't bother me.
it really doesn't.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

It bothers me
there's more pre-cum than bona fide cum. My climax is an anti-climax. Somebody help me
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

you poor thing.
maybe you should get that looked at?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Think...
I just went a bit mad on them, see what happened if taken nasaly... not much was the answer just get very drowsy and cant poo
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:17, Reply)

My boss
told me to take drugs yesterday. Apparently I've been a right grumpy git and need to medicate. I'll wait.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)