Oh man, I would totally tap that, yeah' man, bitch would get it, yougetme? yougetme? Haha, yeah'.
I swarez to ya' bruv, girl into all kinds of freeky shit, I swarez, roleplay and all that. You reckon she would be up for a bit of that? I deeeefffoooo reckon she'ld be up for that. I know Al, V, TGB and Leters would be up for that kind of shit, ya' get me, all that kind of dress up shit, i'll all be like "Yo' bitches, I'm Marty McFly, and I'm going to the future for the second time, so it's like I am goin' Back. Check this shit out yo', flyin' Hoverboard ! Yeah' boi !" and then Al will be all like "YEES BRUV ! YEAH' BOI ! YAGETSME? Me and me bredwin Letters here be like Torval and Dean, ain't that right letters?" and she'll come up with the bare jokes sayin' all shit like "Yeah' mahn, we goes figure skatin' and people don't think we're pumpin' but we totally are man". Then V and Fawcett will be like "RARE BLUD, hahah, safe man, we be like Barny Grumble and That Ginger Female One, haha, yagetsme boi? yahknows-what-i-is-sayin'? We like totally havin' an affair".

And then we'll all be like "Reah' blud', bear jokes, this roleplay shit is well safe, but I have NOES idea where gonz is goin' with this.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:51, 5 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Yeah, I'm gonna have to decline your polite offer and set INTERNETLAWYERMAN on you if you persist in this line of harrassment.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

He's got a class action going on at the moment that you can join in on....
"Gonz vs Female Population of Earth".

It's ok though, i've got the SUPREAM JUDGE OF THE COURTS OF JUSTESTS OF BARNET, LONDON, ENGLAND, UNITED KINGDOM, EUROPE, EARTH, MILKY WAY, UNIVERSE and UNKOWN SPACE... in my pocket.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Is this English?
I recognise the letters, but those aren't words.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

I think you might be more 'hip-replacement' rather than 'hip-cool'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Quite possible.
Damn my early-onset arthritis.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

I like this
like J K Rowling for the next generation.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)

I once saw a hip-hop version of some shakespear play, it was quite good.
I should re-write some shakespear stuff.

One day I'll open up a series of twitter accounts and make a script to send out the whole of Romeo and Julliet in Twitter form.

Julliet: @Romeo Is that you outside?
Romeo: @Julliet Yeah', look out the window
Julliet: Oh @Romeo, @romeo, where for art thy @romeo
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)

This is my favourite post of the day.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Nobody is more 'street' than me =)
I grew up on the rough side of Cockfosters.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

did your Cockfosters do that precum thing?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)

It's filled with celebratys and tiny buitiques.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Gonz
You are a very strange little man
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)

You have no idea !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)